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The Battle Axe

A tough as GD nails kid who consistently overcomes every single obstacle in His way. Through the love and support of family and friends, you can try to slow him down, but good luck. Nasal cannulas, get F’d! O2 levels, bend over and He’ll show you what’s up! Rouge viruses, your mother’s a whore! Getting stronger every day, there is literally nothing that can slow Him down. Dominate enough that He should be feared by many, He is 1000% loved by all. He is truly an inspiration in every sense of the word.
Peach Daiquiri Dave: I heard The Battle Axe is teaching cowboys how to ride bulls.

Chef Kevin: No way, I heard he is teaching hockey players how to fight.

TT: Trust me when I tell you, you’re both wrong. He is teaching blacksmiths how to swing their f’n hammers.
by Falcon Thunder Fist December 16, 2023
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shaolin battle

A battle within two opposite worlds
by Yrmom22 April 14, 2023
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Face battle

“Hello girlie pop! Want to face battle me?”
by Lilmarka April 26, 2023
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Tower Battles

Where you lick your dick and shove it up a girls vagina 6 inches deep
Oh my god babe! Please do another Tower Battles!”
by John wazouski April 29, 2023
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Old Battle Cat

I old tweaker chick who looks haggard from battling other battle cats out in the streets. Usually slightly neurotic from trauma and drug use.
by PsychoTurtle303 May 12, 2023
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Battle Loyal

When two people in a relationship both want out which should be simple enough. However, they both need to play the victim rather than just parting ways so they put all efforts into busting each other cheating. Hence the Battle Loyal begins!
Mark and Jenny aren't doing well, they Entered the Battle Loyal, Mark gets her drunk and pretends she ran off and Jenny is catfishing Mark with fake profiles.

Think my girl went through my phone, smelled like makeup this morning, guess she wants a Battle Loyal
by DrFlow July 8, 2023
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Battle Axe

A strong, supportive person who is a key fixture of someones life. Mostly reffering to one's significant other
"Oh my wife shes a uh, real battle axe of a woman, a real back bone of life".
by Stain Moleman August 1, 2023
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