The act of taking the fake, plastic fruit one finds in hotels, display homes, or Ikea, and using such in a dodgeball fashion. The best, and most aerodynamic decorative fruits are apples, which fly faster and hurt more. Games are compiled of three rounds, and one round ends after a player has been hit three times. It's a one on one game, partner battle apples is for the pros only.
Harry: Dude, why are you so bloody sweaty?
Ron: Oh, me and me mate Neville just finished a game of battle apples.
Ron: Oh, me and me mate Neville just finished a game of battle apples.
by littlebaz328 August 27, 2009
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Anna: Who are Battleaxe Bisexuals?
Emma: battleaxe Bisexuals are Bisexuals who fight against biphobia and bi erasure. They know that pan is the same as bi and it contributes to biphobia.
Anna: oh thanks. I support BaBs!! And so should everyone
Emma: battleaxe Bisexuals are Bisexuals who fight against biphobia and bi erasure. They know that pan is the same as bi and it contributes to biphobia.
Anna: oh thanks. I support BaBs!! And so should everyone
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battleaxe bisexuals (BaBs) are a (typically) exclusionist group of bisexual identifying people who believe that pansexuality, omnisexuality and polysexuality contribute to biphobia. some of these people typically are asexual/aromantic exclusionist, transmed, genderfluid exclusionist, and/or hate on anyone that is in the LGBTIAQ+ community that isnt specifically any of the following (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans), as they believe that the LGBTIAQ+ community is specifically for those groups of people. some of these people also threaten and harass pansexual/omnisexual/polysexual, and even other bisexual folk who are not against other m-spec labels. many BaBs tend to say that these people are not battle axe bisexual, however, this is prevalent behaviour among them
Bisexual means attraction to more than one gender, however, its a very broad term, as there are some people with preferences and others without, hence the other m-spec terms that exist specifically to narrow down said users preferences. an example, not all bisexuals are pansexuals, but all pansexuals fall under bisexual
and no, panphobia is not hate against pansexuals, its a serious anxiety disorder, use the term anti-pan (this is literally coming from a pansexual)
Bisexual means attraction to more than one gender, however, its a very broad term, as there are some people with preferences and others without, hence the other m-spec terms that exist specifically to narrow down said users preferences. an example, not all bisexuals are pansexuals, but all pansexuals fall under bisexual
and no, panphobia is not hate against pansexuals, its a serious anxiety disorder, use the term anti-pan (this is literally coming from a pansexual)
Tracy:"hi! i identify as omnisexual!"
Mike: "oh cool! i identify as bisexual!"
Alex: "thats awesome! i identify as pansexual!"
Samantha: "OMFG uR coNTRIBUTIng TO bIPhoBiA yOU fuCKIng rEtARds"
Mike: "ew, a BaB"
Alex: "dont mind them, theyre a battleaxe bisexual"
Mike: "oh cool! i identify as bisexual!"
Alex: "thats awesome! i identify as pansexual!"
Samantha: "OMFG uR coNTRIBUTIng TO bIPhoBiA yOU fuCKIng rEtARds"
Mike: "ew, a BaB"
Alex: "dont mind them, theyre a battleaxe bisexual"
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Steve: "hey did you see that new movie that came out-"
John: "CRAB BATTLE!!!"
*Steve spear tackles John*
John: "CRAB BATTLE!!!"
*Steve spear tackles John*
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1. When you are about to blow your load, walk away into a dark room saying nothing. Lure her into to the room, and much like Batman himself, use her fear and surroundings to stalk her until you can swoop down on her like the predator you are and the prey she is, and blow your load on her.
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2. Hang from the ceiling and lure your victim...er...yea, vctim, into the room and when shes in the right position swoop down and blow your load on her.
1. When you are about to blow your load, walk away into a dark room saying nothing. Lure her into to the room, and much like Batman himself, use her fear and surroundings to stalk her until you can swoop down on her like the predator you are and the prey she is, and blow your load on her.
ALTERNATE
2. Hang from the ceiling and lure your victim...er...yea, vctim, into the room and when shes in the right position swoop down and blow your load on her.
The cops were impressed with my creativity in creating THE Batman, but were unimpressed along with the EMS team when my girlfriend had a heart-attack after I swooped on her and erupted.
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