by Charles Labottumfeed the Third September 2, 2022
Get the Austinmug. by A rotting cheese November 30, 2021
Get the Austinmug. When no one actually likes a person but only stays friends or befriends them because they think everyone else likes them, when in reality no one likes them.
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“No one actually likes Austin , he’s a narcissistic, selfish, self centred, so far up his own ass dickhead who thinks he’s so important, the only reason people are friends with him is because they think everyone else likes him, it’s the Austin Bock theory!” It means he needs to be humbled because no one likes him
“No one actually likes Austin , he’s a narcissistic, selfish, self centred, so far up his own ass dickhead who thinks he’s so important, the only reason people are friends with him is because they think everyone else likes him, it’s the Austin Bock theory!” It means he needs to be humbled because no one likes him
by Heidi😭 January 3, 2024
Get the The Austin Bock Theorymug. An immaculate man that is also known as a "Friendly NPC". He is a huge fan of the color blue and only wears blue shirts. Also, the only option for shorts are the black shorts with a "white paint" stain on them.
Austin Lilly wakes up every day with 3 hours of sleep and immediately climbs through his messy room for all of his blue shirts and black shorts.
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Bystander says: "Austin Lilly, now that you have put on one of the many blue shirts on the ground of my closet, you now have contributed to cleaning your room"
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Bystander says: "Austin Lilly, now that you have put on one of the many blue shirts on the ground of my closet, you now have contributed to cleaning your room"
by Austin_Roy_Lily September 16, 2022
Get the Austin Lillymug. 
A man with a humerus outside but will get to your inside. He usually has a humongous dick worthy of making you moan and groan to infinity. If you make the first move and accept him he will please you in one way or another either with his enormous dick, his willing to do anything and his naturally huge dick to please any woman
by LittleLizzy December 20, 2019
Get the Austinmug.