Flesh tube thimmy

Slang for taking a thumb in the bum, maybe even more depending on your preference.

Person 1: Hey bud, you look like life just gave you a solid flesh tube thimmy.
Person 2: I swear to you man life has rightfully fucked my own week.

by Tfyoulookingat June 30, 2021

mexican food tube

A burrito. That's it, just a burrito.

"Hey man let's go down to the taco truck and get a mexican food tubes!"

by Mizzsamie January 16, 2021

Hexaflexatrexa Tube

Construction made of cardboard that can be folded without bending the cardboard

Bob: My dad showed me a hexaflexatrexa tube today. It was awesome!

by bigbootybitches626 August 20, 2016

Tube Nautique

A usually very large, but always very expensive wake or surf boat, that's never used for anything except playing loud music. Might pull a kid on a tube. Or annually at best, an intoxicated adult or two.

Don't worry about making a wake on those boaters. That Tube Nautique isn't doing anything.

by iseverypseudoymnusedup August 30, 2023

zoom tube

A zoom tube is a nickname for a big exhaust on imports.

Check out the zoom tube on that honduh.

by d00dmanbr0 December 30, 2009

Tube-Rake

The mouth of an intimate partner where at least 3 of the top front teeth are missing leaving a gap big enough for them to put their teeth on the pubic bush and slide their teeth down in a raking motion until the gums contact the tube (slang for penis) without the teeth ever contacting the tube (slang for penis).

I hooked up with this cougar the other night and thought it was weird when she popped out her dentures until she gave me a Tube-Rake that didn't even come close to leaving a mark on my hog.

by milpoolSK April 24, 2023

Wacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Armed Tube Man

Those blow up guys you see outside of car washes and Verizon.

I passed a car wash and saw a wacky waving inflatable flailing armed tube man.

by pinkstreak January 19, 2016