Poor Card Player

Someone who doesn't have a firm grasp of the cards in his hands while playing.

Good Card Player: "Come on! Throw a card! The 8 spades, Let's get this game going.."

Poor Card Player: -struggles holding the cards- "Uhhmm.. Just a sec.." -drops a card- "S!@#!!"

by Cgsoldier333 August 7, 2010

bi-polar player

when you set your media player to shuffle and it plays something like Godsmack and then the next song is something like Tim McGraw. Making it seem like your player has bi-polar.

dude 1: I love Whatever by Godsmack!

song finishes and the media player changes to Everywhere by Tim McGraw

dude 2: oh shit big mood swing there
dude 1: yea you definitely have a bi-polar player

by renegade2009007 April 8, 2008

Gacha Life Player

A no life My Hero Academia fan they probably draw Bakugo and Deku fan art

person: dang your a Gacha Life Player I dont think we should stay freinds i wanna hang out with a deku fan

by bobblefairby1036 November 30, 2022

Player's Area Code

the players code saying if your girlfriend/boyfriend lives in an area code if you leave the area code you become single or you can cheat on them and it doesnt count

"dang dude im goin on vaca im afraid of cheatin on joe"
"man dont you know bout the playa's area code"

by ShannonA June 27, 2005

Genshin Impact Player

someone who is extremely obese in real life and is attracted to minors

"eugh you genshin impact player"

by zaif12354 August 29, 2022

Dueling Piano Player

(n.) a person who plays piano, sings, MCs, quips, and performs a wide range of song requests during a dueling pianos show.

OMG I can't explain it but the dueling piano player just gave me an enormous pianorgasm.

After 2 shots of Jagermeister the dueling piano player did naked cart wheels on stage.

I'm going to bet the dueling piano player $100 he can't play "Bohemian Rhapsody".

The dueling piano player just made everyone laugh by ad-libbing funny lyrics into my song request. LOL

I tipped the dueling piano player to embarrass my friend on stage 'cause it's her birthday.

After a few drinks the aging dueling piano player looked sexy.

Awesome! The dueling piano player is doing that 80's song I requested.

I hired a new dueling piano player to fill in the Saturday night dueling pianos slot.

by pippin73 September 10, 2012

Comedy Store Players

A Group of Britains best improvisers;

Josie Lawrence & Andy Smart & Paul Merton & Neil Mullarkey & Richard Vranch & Lee Simpson & Jim Sweeney.

These 7 people are often named the Kings & Queen of british improv.
Most of their work is funny. Some also featured on

Whose line is it anyway
Josie Lawrence was the most popular on the show doing all 9 british series. and 3 american episodes.
Paul Merton & Jim Sweeney were also on the show from time to time.

Richard Vranch played the music for the songs .

Even though most of these preformers are now old they still preform at the comedy store in london :)

Ooh man! wanna' go see The Comedy Store Players?

Yeah Alright :D

by JosieLawrenceSuperFan March 30, 2010