Rivaled only by Slash in talent, good looks, and overall class. This man is smoooooth. He knows every Office episode backward and forward and can fit the phrase, “That’s what she said,” into nearly any conversation. Anyone who really gets to know Jesse is blessed with a constant source of kindness, comfort, and laughter (sooooo much laughter). He’s an honest, humble guy with a nice jawline and an even nicer voice. He’s a lover of ravioli, animals, and Fredo Corleone’s beautiful forehead. You’ll never catch him without socks on, and there’s no one better to spend quality time with. Roodoodoodoodoo.
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Get the Lucas Jesse mug.Jesse you are such an amazing person, your so nice, and when you give me hugs i usually expect them to be short and quick but when you made it longer my heart melted, i never thought I’d like you but i do I mean no guy has ever been this nice to me so when you started to just do things super sweet tome that you never did until now i just knew i would like you, <33 please like me back your truly mars
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