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Milf

"you know I love milf"
"yeah me too, my fav song is lights up"
by Tris_ January 24, 2022
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Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.
Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.
by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019
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Milf

You know milf There awesome
by Billie.faaaaaan July 18, 2022
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Milf

Man I love Flo😮 💨
Milf!
by PrettyFlacko0613 August 25, 2021
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Milf

I don't know what it means, thats why I'm asking.
She is a milf
by anonymous February 15, 2021
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Milf

1. Mom I'd Like to Fuck, or Mature I'd Like to Fuck

A MILF is any woman with children who has men that want to have sexual intercourse with her. The term is also sometimes used to describe women above a certain aged (30 or 40+) who are not mothers themselves, but are deemed to be sexually attractive, and also have men that would like to partake in sexual intercourse with them.

2. Ellison’s Mom
Oh look it’s Ellison’s mom!

Ellison’s mom is definitely the definition of a Milf!
by Annon908 March 21, 2022
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Milf Fishing

1. Like Catfishing, but specifically designed to catch attention starved Milfs.

2. Digitally impersonating a person that a Milf flirts with in order to get her to sext you or send you erotic videos.

3. Stalking a Milf on social media; seeing who she flirts with; creating a fake profile impersonating that person; following what the person you're impersonating posts; privately messaging her from the imposter account with made-up personal details about those incidents until she trusts you, and starts to send you sexts and homemade videos. This is often followed by selling these sexts and videos to amateur porn sites.
Dude, that Milf is flirting with Tim like crazy. I bet Milf Fishing would be easy with her.

I pretended to be Bobby and Milf Fished some skanky videos from Lexie. Her husband would kill her if he knew.
by YAVETZ YPSILANTI May 24, 2017
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