Apathy Hat

A fuzzy, warm hat with earflaps used to forcibly reject/ignore the outside world. Seen on eurotrash in France, usually cheap knock-off hunting hats. Not always used in an apathetic manner, but due to the innate earmuff-like qualities of the hat, it kinda comes naturally.

Hannargh: Dude, last night was so wicked, we krumped and skanked ALL NIGHT LONG, HELL YES!
Joseph: I'm wearing an Apathy Hat...I can't hear you...

by Brosandi May 25, 2009

Hat Girrl

Hat girl is better than stupid hat kid. Hat kid is dumb. Hat girl is amazing, everybody wants her, but nobody got her.

Look at hat girrl

by a kool dude October 10, 2020

Nudist hat

A nudist hat is a hat with pockets, for obvious reasons

Johnson put his wallet in his nudist hat, for the other option was too tight and dry

by Nudist hat conseur December 11, 2017

Medicine Hat

A hell hole in the ground, too much drama and the schools are terrible. Take me away from this place! D:

He lives in the Hat? Lol, he's never getting out of there! Medicine Hat sucks!

by iFail@|bhop|Synthesis December 15, 2010

fitted hat

white sox hat... something you do NOT wear to homecoming.

Im wearing some cakeys with my fitted hat to homecoming tomorrow.

by LAAUNRDERNEA October 28, 2007

Party Hat

A fat joint in a cone shape, packed with weed. Its size and shape almost resemble that of a classic party hat and it is designed to deliver one hell of a party.

I got a fucking party hat going on over here. Gonna hot box the fucking planet.

by smokezilla March 10, 2011

prat hat

press on towel of the sanitary variety usually worn by young girls who don't really know what a good flood is.

Ah, poor little jodi was wearing her first prat hat and feeling so proud when the boys following shouted "oi you just dropped sumfink" "too late the flies are on it"
boys can be right bastards

by theWestHamfan December 10, 2003