Filthy Willy

a Filthy Willy is performed when two straight guys that can make sexual mating calls in the form of a cackling llama have a lapse in sexual judgement. They confuse each other with loud llama noises until one of them reaches around the other for some fantastic ass-play. The other partner then engages in a reach around as well. They continue until one of them defecates on the others chest. Both partners then smear their excrement and scent on one another and have a sword fight to see who will be the bitch and who will wear the pants in their new found gay relationship. They finish the Filthy Willy by holding each others cocks and sticking their thumbs in their mouths as they moan and orgasm themselves to sleep.

Dan asked Will to come over and hang out and play some poker, little did he know that Dan was planning on setting him up for the Filthy Willy and poking him!

by DJ Joey Baggs July 27, 2010

willy flip

When snotty little prep ass gay ass suburban males cut their hair short, dye it blonde, comb it forward and spike their bangs up usually about an inch high

"Look at that snotty ass gay ass willy flipper in that civic"

by Whit July 27, 2004

Free Willy

You shoot a load in a fat chick's mouth and hold it shut. You the punch her in the stomach until the load shoots out of her nose.

Dude, this chick was all up on my junk like a fat chick eating a donut. So I decided to free willy her and glaze that cock for her.

by DeezzzzzzNuts January 7, 2015

Willy Wonka

When you shove a chocolate bar up a vagina, then slowly suck it out. Chewing...yummy.

Hey hunny, im hungry and horny! Lets do the willy wonka! Yum!

by WillyWonkaCocoaLover1 October 18, 2008

Willie-Nillie

to put things that shouldn't be in things all up in things

Man, jesse you can't be putting pop rocks all willie-nillie in things like that...

by the big stupid October 8, 2005

free willy

the beat off or beat it see to flog the dolphin

The BMODL freed willy in the prostitutes eye.

by little jimmy March 25, 2003

Bruce Willies

1. An Actor, who has starred in pretty much any movie worth seeing.

2. Possibly the coolest man alive.

3. Doesnt seem to show much interrest into the plot of the movies he stars in, as long as he can kill some terrorists.

4. The hugest sex object. In the world. Ever.

Dude1: Omg, you are watching Die Hard? Let me in! Thats the coolest movie ever! I just love Bruce Willies!
Dude2: Sure, join in!
Dude1: He pwns those terroists for real..
Dude2: ... Please stop touching yourself...
Dude1: oh, come on! You'd also be gay for Bruce Willies!
Dude2: ... Yeah, youre right.

by Niels Bundgaard November 10, 2008