an obese person who says they eat very little but never lose weight because in reality they are eating high calorie foods like potato chips,candy and 2 liters of regular soda a day
"But Dr. I only eat 800 calories a day-- why can't I lose weight? I've never been this heavy in my life"
DR.: "You aren't heavy your'e morbidly obese at 5'1" and 450 lbs. I think you are an air whale"
DR.: "You aren't heavy your'e morbidly obese at 5'1" and 450 lbs. I think you are an air whale"
by CrazyDoc J .5 February 9, 2009
Get the air whalemug. A whale war addict is any person from the age of 8 to 80, who watches every single retarded episode of whale wars. No matter how little they get done or mistakes they make are drawn to watch the next episode while still cursing out how stupid the episode is they are watching at the moment. Medically speaking there is no cure for a whale war addict, unless the whalers sink a harpoon into that POS ship.
by Gorilla arms August 14, 2009
Get the Whale War Addictmug. by gyroshema January 4, 2010
Get the Save some for the Whalesmug. the portion of a thong that shows above the pants in the back, it resembles a whale tail. whale tail- when a girl bends over and previously unseen whale tail shows, she is whale tailing, you the one who sees it have been whale tailed.
When Annette bent over half of her thong was visible. " Yo, Annette, you just whale tail(ed) me, son!"
by imcatshawson! February 23, 2009
Get the whale tail(ed)mug. 1) When things fail so bad that not even the phrase "Epic Fail" will work
2) The point of which things suck beyond a "fail whale"
3) When attempting something stupid and failing
2) The point of which things suck beyond a "fail whale"
3) When attempting something stupid and failing
!) Bluefir111: I saw a building in San francisco that was called "Epic" I wanted to run up to the building and spray pain "Fail" at the end of it, but I got caught.
Ice Queen: Wow that is an Epic Fail Whale.
Ice Queen: Wow that is an Epic Fail Whale.
by bluefir111 July 12, 2009
Get the Epic Fail Whalemug. When someone particularly lazy and/or fat is assigned a task in which they have decided is too hard. They solve the problem by lying on the ground and whining/moaning resembling a beached whale. OR when one or more lazy fat people watch a more fit, less lazy person do work.
Example 1: The Freshman P.E. class got the beached whale Syndrome when they were told to run the mile.
Example 2: I couldn't answer my phone because my boss got beached whale syndrome
Example 2: I couldn't answer my phone because my boss got beached whale syndrome
by Little Boots May 26, 2009
Get the beached whale syndromemug. The blue whale game is where people do tasks for other people and 50 days later there's a request for a player to commit suicide
A: Did you hear about the children suicides?
B: I heard they were potentially linked to the blue whale game
B: I heard they were potentially linked to the blue whale game
by TopHanger September 27, 2017
Get the blue whale gamemug.