pud wacker

A dude who masterbates all the time.

Chad is such a pud wacker.

by iulawboy July 28, 2004

Nigger Wacker

A Nigger Wacker is a long, hard, stick, NOT a penis. used to beat black people. Ussually 2-3 feet long, Preferably with small limbs sticking out of it to inflict extra pain.

A Nigger Wacker. "If he wasn't black before i hit him, he's black now."

by SFC Badman October 9, 2010

Walter

Walter

Finger: walter, put your dick away walter, im not having sex with you walter

by Degradating penis October 27, 2022

Wanker phone

A mobile phone with many unnecessary features, usually used by businessmen, or wankers, also people who think they are cool, usually a sign of a small penis. Proper wanker phones will be operated by means of a stylus, or "wanker stick".

A blackberry, what a wanker phone.

by eltankos January 27, 2009

Gay Internet Wacker

One, who in real life has no friends nor life, yet lives in a gay world of internet wacking in which he hits on chix he doesn't know and masturbates to their pictures.

You're a gay internet wacker. Jump off a cliff. KK. Thanx.

by danishkhan May 1, 2006

wacker

A person who is enthusiastic about being an EMT soley for the purpose(s)of "big" calls and/or having lights and/or sirens in their vehicle.

My brother enjoys being an EMT, to see people bloody, thusly he is a wacker.

by Righteous_Diego January 10, 2005

Willy Wanker

A pedophile that offers you candy/chocolate/fat foods.
They target small children and mostly ride in vehicles.
Some times harmless, or sometimes the candy is drugged.
You might want to watch out for these, mothers.

Dad:"Look at that Willy Wanker over there..."
Mom:"Lets hurry up and get Billy."
Dad:"Agreed."

Billy:"But hes giving out candy!"
Mom:"Come on Billy, were going home."

by .Enigma.Of.Anonymous. October 31, 2012