twat rod

cock

ooh- crikey! he fucked me senseless with his twat rod

by andrew james robertson esq. June 6, 2003

twat foot

A foot covered in twat slime and thus has the odour about it of twat

Daughter: "Mother, your foot smells rather fishy today"
Mother: "Yes, I'm suffering from a severe case of twat foot"

Albert: "My word Henry, you have extraordinarily bad twat foot today"
Henry: "Indeed, I was up twat footing all night with Gloria"

by KraJ February 6, 2007

Twat Stick

1) a annoying person
2) a tampon

see also: twat, tampon - put tha 2 2gether u get.....TWAT STICK

1) some1 who annoys u.. ex: Damn, why is jimmy complaining all tha time he is such a twat stick.
2) a wounderfull device that soaks up blood

by jt-where July 7, 2004

twat

an evil vagina

that twat ate all my fluff!

that twat gave me herpes!

by inferno42684 July 16, 2009

twat shot

What seperates good porn from bad art. A full view of what makes a woman a woman.

There aint no twat shots. It's crappy porn and shitty art.

by benther July 17, 2011

troath

true + oath = troath

- "That guy is hot"
- "Troath"

by j.huttz May 21, 2016

ham twat

A vagina that is very large in size, like a christmas ham.

Yo dude, right before i fucked her, i saw her hairy ham twat.

by Random Ass Terrence June 6, 2005