When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.
Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"
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Get the Stanley Steamer mug.A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
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“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”
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“Sounds fun!”
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