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Albino Gorilla

Someone who is very pale, with puffy cheeks. They look like a gorilla, but they are too pale. Therefore, they are an Albino Gorilla.
“Dude, Brice looks like an albino gorilla!!!”
“Duuudddeee, you’re right!!”
by Bestie_is_ac October 28, 2019
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Gorilla Metal

Metal music that sounds like what you'd get if you put a bunch of gorillas behind some instruments. Usually described by gatekeepers as "real metal." It is essentially the metal version of butt rock, but significantly less commercially accessible. Gorilla Metal can quickly be identified by the use of 7 and 8 string guitars to make up for a lack of creative writing ability, tasteless drumming that consists mainly of smacking the kit as loud and frequently as possible, and mainly screamed vocals. If there are clean vocals, they are certainly autotuned garbage.
Jim: "Hey, do you like Crown the Empire?"
Hank: "Nah man, I don't listen to Gorilla Metal"
by Menico D'roh April 23, 2022
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Gorilla Tag

Gorilla Tag is a competitive free VR game available on steam and oculus. In this game you can only move with your hands no joysticks allowed. Legs are FORBIDDEN
I punched a hole through the wall while playing gorilla tag 10/10
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Gorilla

Truly the most powerful animal in existence people say these creatures are endangered but the truth is these sexy deadly creature are repopulating like flys in the Amazon jungle for war and there's nothing we can do be get prepared for doomsday
Gorilla: ( crazy gorilla noises )

Human: ( dies )
by Scared gorilla October 5, 2021
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Gorilla

by Monkeydp November 23, 2021
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green gorilla

An unlikely scenario or chain of events. From fighting/ marital arts instruction; Instructor will demonstrate technique, a student will propose progressively unlikely "what ifs" regarding the technique, i.e. "what if he had a knife, gun, samurai sword, now there's three guys etc., prompting the instructor to say, "what if 99 green gorillas came out of nowhere and beat the tar out of you?"
The boss went all green gorilla about me being late for that meeting. He asked what if I missed a crucial detail only mentioned in the first ten minutes and it led to the company going bankrupt and all of us ending up in prison.
by Alocksly February 13, 2021
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