Connor is a boy who is so perfect. He is so funny and so caring. He would do anything for anyone he loves and cares about. Now let’s not forget about that big shlong he’s got. His cock is so big and so powerful, no girl would ever be able to stand up after she just had that massive hotdog in her. Connor is the hottest and cutest boy to ever exist. He is the sweetest boyfriend. he will do anything to make his girl happy. He is the type of boyfriend that you could be yourself around and not have to worry if your being too weird. Connor is so goofy and so adorable you wouldn’t be able to get your eyes off of him for even a second.
girl 1: omg is that connor over there?
girl 2: yes, isn’t he so hot. i was thinking about asking for his snap
girl 3: you two do know that he’s got a girl right? if his girl finds out y’all are trying to hit on him she will literally slit your throat.
girl 1: uh okay maybe we can try his friends out....
girl 2: yes, isn’t he so hot. i was thinking about asking for his snap
girl 3: you two do know that he’s got a girl right? if his girl finds out y’all are trying to hit on him she will literally slit your throat.
girl 1: uh okay maybe we can try his friends out....
by Kane Requis Johnson February 25, 2021
He's a prick and annoying asf.
Bro is always rocking the weirdest haircut ever.
You can always catch bro driving a 1988 Yugo GV.
Bro becomes 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 when he sees BBC.
He'll treat you like a piece of shit at all times, even then you haven't done anything wrong.
Don't let him get too zesty around you or he'll drain your balls in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.
And he'll gluck your wiener into oblivion.
This applies to ALL Connors.
Do not believe any Connor saying they're different from this.
Bro is always rocking the weirdest haircut ever.
You can always catch bro driving a 1988 Yugo GV.
Bro becomes 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 when he sees BBC.
He'll treat you like a piece of shit at all times, even then you haven't done anything wrong.
Don't let him get too zesty around you or he'll drain your balls in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.
And he'll gluck your wiener into oblivion.
This applies to ALL Connors.
Do not believe any Connor saying they're different from this.
Dude 1: Yo is Connor coming to your house tonight?
Dude 2: I dunno man, from rumors I hear, he drains the balls of his victims in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.
Dude 1: Best to be safe. By the way, did you get the bug spray that Laura was asking for?
Dude 2: Yup, it's in the back seat in a Walmart bag in my truck, I'll get it to her tomorrow.
Dude 1: Do you wanna go to Cracker Barrel after the football game?
Dude 2: I'm down.
Dude 2: I dunno man, from rumors I hear, he drains the balls of his victims in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.
Dude 1: Best to be safe. By the way, did you get the bug spray that Laura was asking for?
Dude 2: Yup, it's in the back seat in a Walmart bag in my truck, I'll get it to her tomorrow.
Dude 1: Do you wanna go to Cracker Barrel after the football game?
Dude 2: I'm down.
by Spicy Soap Dispenser April 29, 2024
A wonderful young man who is very respectful towards everyone. He is always kind, puts others before him, and always defends them. He is quite tall, very athletic, and a good sense of humor. He is charming and any girl can easily fall for him for his amazing smile and personality. He can be kinda of an ass sometimes, but overall a good man who is going to do great things in life.
Man…. Connor is a great man, look at all the girls he’s got!
Connor? Oh yeah Connor, isn’t he that charming young man?
Connor? Oh yeah Connor, isn’t he that charming young man?
by Good man looking for great opp September 04, 2021
Connor is a wonderful person who is always putting others before himself. He is very attractive, athletic, and has an amazing personality. When girls see him they admire his facial features and his amazing smile. He may be an ass sometimes, but overall he is a kind hearted man.
“Wow…. Connor has an amazing smile.”
“Dang man…. Connor is getting all the girls.”
“Connor you are a great friend, but sometimes you are a big asshole.”
“Dang man…. Connor is getting all the girls.”
“Connor you are a great friend, but sometimes you are a big asshole.”
by Good man looking for great opp September 04, 2021
This name often if not always belongs to nasally, short, obese boys. They have likely been coddled from birth. If you come across someone with this name, they likely do not deserve your respect.
Connor: you guys won't beleive my K/D in COD!
bystander: Who are you? Get out of my house!
Connor: I'm Connor.
bystander: *pumps shotgun* GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
bystander: Who are you? Get out of my house!
Connor: I'm Connor.
bystander: *pumps shotgun* GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
by doublechromasomes April 27, 2018
A boy who is smart and loves cats. Usually is shy, but around friends, they are funny, outgoing, and enthusiastic. They also love to prove points, makes weird names for cats, and are all around joyful. But if you mess with them they will turn into a lion and attack.
by Demonswordwitch December 11, 2017