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The Wild Charlie

A demented human with a strange obsession with writing and drawing. Will be very aggressive when sketchbook is stolen. Observe the wild Charlie from a distance for safety. They tend to have dark brown hair (length varies) and brown eyes, but they wish they had a different eye colour because they think that brown = boring. They also want to die their hair some sort of colour that looks like toxic sludge because they think that their hair is also boring, but they don't want to murder their hair with dye.
They want to cut their hair and call their friends idiot sandwiches, quoting the chef Gordon Ramsay. Their friend *is* Gordon Ramsay, so don't question the lovely lovely logic of the wild Charlie. Their friend, Gordon Ramsay, tends to call people buckets and monsters, influencing the wild Charlie to call them an idiot sandwich. They laugh too much and when they listen to their own voice they realize how weird they sound. When happy, they sound like a mutated chipmunk. Mildly concerning, but it is the normal behaviour of a wild Charlie.
"Watch the strange behaviour of The Wild Charlie."
by A Wild Charlie May 26, 2021
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thicc wilde

the most attractive man anyone could ever know
them: he so hot!
Me: oh, he must be a thicc wilde
by NSJOSNOOCHU December 15, 2021
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Runt Gone Wild

When a singlet runt runs off to do who knows what
Alfie ran off and used Amy’s bullet on his nipple hahahaha runt gone wild
by NumberOneRunt April 16, 2021
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wild mushroom

when a man's pubic hair reaches out longer than his penis does.
Ian's dick is so small he has a wild mushroom
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wild phllower

Wild Phllower. A free spirit. Uncultivated by the mainstream. Independent thinker. Bravely growing wild and free in a world plagued by conformity.

Wild Phllower. Bitch, chick, hoe, etc...
Wild Phllower. "Do you suppose she is a Wildflower?", said the Daisy (From Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll).

Wild Phllower Yo, I fucked that Wildflower.
by Khentake November 30, 2021
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Wild Ones

The inhabitants of "Julisa's Jungle." They are usually of the mammal kingdom. Most are of the ape variety, and they love swinging from the very bushy trees.
Wow they should be in the jungle, cause they are WILD ONES
by Buster Moon January 14, 2022
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Wild Bit Of Gear

one whom does an action that is quite crass, out-of-the-ordinary, looked down upon, or humerous behind their back.
that chick is a wild bit of gear.
by zachdontlikeit September 10, 2010
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