Pulled a Sanford

disappeared, awol, leaving no information for family or work, lying about your whereabouts

(In June 2009, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford disappeared to Argentina for 5 days with his mistress, claiming that he was on break/rest from all the battles going on over the stimulus money)

After she told him she was pregnant with his child, he dun pulled a sanford.

by xtinalam.com June 25, 2009

Pulling an ashli

Telling someone to not do something, then doing it yourself like a little cunt basket

girl: "don't drink alcohol, it's not good for you"
guy: "alright, fine"

girl : *drinks alcohol, thus begins to act retarded and fucked up*
guy: "are you drunk?"
girl: "yes"
guy: "damn, you really be pulling an ashli"

by c1lk June 29, 2019

Pulled a Palm

to make plans to game but disappear on the agreed upon time.

Hey you wanna play Red Dead Online?
-Yeah sure meet you on at 4pm
*4pm*
Dude where are you?
.....
*8pm*
You ass you pulled a palm on me!

by IronStorm September 15, 2019

pulled a monica

Pulled a monica means you either messed up or did something great! This was originated from the TV show 'Friends'.

Jessica: Oh she pulled a monica.
Anthony: Oh, god.

by amazebomb December 29, 2019

pull a caitlin

The last hit on a marijuana pipe when someone sucks in all the ash and are thereby the subject of shame and ridicule.

Did she just pull a Caitlin? No, she's just suckin him off!

by Bhutan September 30, 2011

Pulling A Kelsy

Getting back with the same girl multiple times (2+) because you can't make up your mind and say "no" because you have no spine and won't listen to your friends when they tell you it's a bad idea. Also known as the "Lucas" or the "Chilean Chastity Belt"

Andrè: "Yo ma nigga, what's up with Luke?"

Josh:"Nigga, he pulling a Kelsy up in this shit."

Dereck: "You mean a Chilean chastity belt?"

Isie: "HA GAY!"

by LucasDontDoThis April 23, 2014

Pulling a bailee

Increasing sales by squeezing ones breasts together and raising them up 4-6 inches in hopes that showing her goodies will distract the customer.

Omg did you see Casey pulling a Bailee with all her customers today

by Jimmysmash44 December 5, 2016