marios

marios is a really nice person that can fuck every girl in this planet.

Every time he goes outside every girl goes to him like a magnet and starts licking his dick.

He’s triaxial DICK can go at least 4 women at the same time

ex. yesterday marios was at her friend for movie&pizza, BUT at the end he end up fucking her, and her mom

by multidickman November 20, 2021

mario simp

a guy named chris

chris is rly a mario simp lol
yeah i know right

by iluveatingfartz2943 March 1, 2022

Mario Karted

when you're playing Mario Kart and you're in 1st and then you get hit by a ton of red, green and blue shells, bananas, stars and bullet bills (bullet bill william) and then you go into 12th (last place). WHY CPU'S AND PLAYERS!!!!11!

GRRRRRRRR UYGBYFGSDHKGAHYGD I GOT MARIO KARTED AND |NOW I"M IN LAST FGSYDHJGSCHJXGUYAJHGCYXGHDHCSDHUSZFDEDedrftvgbhnfdeftgjhIUDFHGCHVNKSJERHFCXKVHYGBSDKUJFHVDCIXKUHkuhikfHJFIKhdjfiSKHGsir7yih

by Levcreater9909 April 13, 2023

Marios Balls

marios balls smell of cheese pizza and pasta. they are extremely massive like a godzilas willy.

Wario: Hey Waluigi! Look At Marios Balls!
Waluigi: what the fuck wario. your a fucking pervert.

by CharlieBubbz April 30, 2022

Marios

Marios is usually a blonde, sexy mothafuka, who is an athletic BEAST and women fucking love him. He'll also beat your ass if u make him mad

John: look! Its marios, dont provoke him or he will beat our ass

by xenojohn February 12, 2021

mario carpino

A true Sicilian. Probably wears track pants all day and could be behind 9/11.

Welcome to the family, you are now an honourary Mario Carpino. 🤌

by Stfuchristopher September 17, 2021

Mario

A TSP Faggot

Mario doesn't like to play with his friends

by Large dick wigger April 9, 2019