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classy handshake

A classy handshake is performed by grasping with a firm grip an individual's hand with your right and with you left hand cupping the individual's elbow. Eye contact amplifies the class lvl 2 times.
Wow I felt great about that business deal but when Steve offered me that classy handshake I felt even better.
by He gets it May 28, 2016
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Morton handshake

When you meet a girl soo slutty and easy she sucks you off within minutes of meeting *bit like the school bike everyone gets a ride*
Wow that girl I met last night was so slutty she introduced herself with a Morton handshake before I had a chance to get her name
by Scrappy001 September 18, 2016
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Port Jeff Handshake

Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit
"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)
by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024
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Berlin Handshake

Akin to a mutual dutch rudder or a dutch row boat
To perform a Berlin Handshake, two partners complete the act of mutual masturbation by pulling up and down on each others forearm, while each holds his own penis. The Berlin Handshake often involves using broken glass as a lubricant while listening to German heavy metal.

The benefit of the Berlin Handshake over a dutch rudder is that each partner can push the other through the pain to sweet, sweet release.
Shane and Sean decided they would rather give each other a Berlin Handshake then listen to one more minute of this lecture.
by cutepandafarts September 20, 2016
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Milky Handshake

When you spooge into your arm and give a handshake.
-Man, Tom just gave me a milky handshake!
-Ew, fkn fgt.
by KrunchyKrisp March 22, 2017
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handshake line

when a person walks along a line of naked men...pumpin' away
At the end of a game, to celebrate, a bunch of bros get in a handshake line.
by Billybobjoe97 February 25, 2018
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Philly Handshake

Receiving a hand job while in Philadelphia where the woman simply holds on to the shaft of your dick.
I went home with this girl when i was in philly. It sucked all i got was a philly handshake.
by tex spade May 3, 2010
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