Text Tease

Someone who continuously sends sexual innuendoes but has no follow through.

Dawn & Tracey text tease to Stan:

Do you want us to toss your salad tonight?

by Text Teaser May 16, 2009

Text Message One Night Stand

when you meet someone, exchange numbers and sext throughout the night. Then the next day you delete the messages and don't text again. Now its another name in your phone book that makes you look like a whore.

Did you like that guy last night?
Yeah, we had a text message one night stand.

Omg! Girl, you so crazy!

by Leesydney November 17, 2010

Poop Text

Composing a text message whilst sitting on the toilet

Mr. X goes to the toilet every day at 9.38am. He then proceeds to poop text for the next fourteen and a half minutes.

by Bog Watcher February 11, 2010

Text Telepathy

Text telepathy is used when you receive a text message that is full of typo's or doesn't make sense. The receiver can usually figure out what the sender meant. Usually mistakes are made when texting because the keypad is too small, auto-fill kicks in, or simply because one's fingers are too big.

girl 1: I got this text message from Charlie which didn't make any sense. He told me to meet him at the molies.

girl 2: Well how did you figure out what he was trying to say?

girl 1: I used my text telepathy and figured he meant to meet him at the movies.

by FASH1976 April 15, 2010

Text-lexia

The act or mixing up words and the misuse of contractions when texting which in turn gives the opposite of the meaning you are trying to get across.

Text-lexic- I wouldn't really like to see you tonight

Other- what!!! you DON'T want to see me tonight, fine F-off

Text-lexic - Whoa Whoa sorry I have Text-lexia

by JMR923 May 25, 2010

textaddict

A person or persons who are addicted to texting. People who (for mental reasons) can't stop texting.

You are such a textaddict. You text all the time!

by madgirl4ever May 30, 2010

Text Surge

A term used to describe the moment at which everyone in the known universe sends you a text message. Then, once you finish replying to all of them, you spend about an hour sitting there without getting a single new message from anyone.

Dude, my phone was going crazy a sec ago, and now I'm not getting any messages at all...stupid text surges

by Fergalicious def March 14, 2011