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glossy taco dirty 

It is when a girls pussy is wet before you fuck it. Or it can be a glossy taco meaning topcoat from simply nail logical (I am not a hater )
Girl: fuck me

Dude lifts skirt

Guy: why do u have a glossy taco dirty

Girl :what the hell is a glossy taco dirty

Guy : when your wet before we fucked

Girl: oh ok are u going to do this
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Simply Nailogicalish for top coat
Cristine aka Simply Nailogical: I'm going to add a holo taco over this black polish because on this channel everybody is a holosexual.
Taco by hs832 January 7, 2017

taco muncher 

it's just another way of saying "they're a Lesbian" without actually saying it.
guy: "hey, know that chick judy?"
girl: "yea, what about her?"
guy: "word on the street is that she prefers tacos over hotdogs"
girl: "whut? "
guy: "in other words she's a taco muncher"
girl: "ahh, so is she single?"
guy: "seems so"
taco muncher by grass_head November 19, 2020

Bald Pink Taco 

Lemme put my meat in your bald pink taco.
Bald Pink Taco by NEGROTIC BICKWOW October 25, 2002

can i take a bite out of your taco? 

Internet lingo for "can I have your number", often used on myspace. CITABOOYT for short.
Creeper: hey, Kristen, can I take a bite out of your taco?

Kristen: ewww no you creeper!
Greatest city in the history of the world. Any person who grew up there will tell you that it's got a small-town feel with big city amenities. It doesn't barely smell at all, and hey, I've never been shot. Cut it a break once in a while.
"Where are you moving to?"
"Tacoma."
"Oh - are you packing your gun with you? Ha ha ha. Oh man, I'm so funny."
"Yeah, you keep think that Seattle is God's gift to hobos, okay?"
Tacoma by Nicoliolioli June 27, 2008
A sexual act involving 2 partners. (A and B)

Partner A lays on his/her stomach while partner B opens partner A's buttocks and throws lettuce, tomato, cheese and cream cheese into the anal cavity. (Creating the raw parts needed for the ass taco)

Partner A then adds the "meat" (their own human feces) to the "ass taco" by way of direct excrement.

Partner B then eats the "Ass Taco" fully to which Partner A asks " why don't you eat the shell (of the taco).

Partner B then finishes the sex act by eating the ass of Partner A until climax is reached.

- "Ass taco" is both a noun and a verb.
Hoar : Do you want an ass taco?

Hoar 2: Oh ya, Oh ya
Ass Taco by THE TRUE BANG BRO June 12, 2009