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The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.
Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.
by Munt Master April 7, 2025
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Carpet hoes

Carpet Hoes
(noun, slang)

Definition:
A term used to describe sex workers who operate indoors, especially in upscale environments like hotel lobbies, casinos, or convention centers — often in cities like Las Vegas. “Carpet” refers to the plush flooring in such venues, distinguishing them from street-based workers.
Example:
“We weren’t even in the casino five minutes before the carpet hoes were circling our table.”
by conbrochillman June 7, 2025
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stinky carpet spider

When a bitch with crabs has smell pussy
Hey bro, she has a stinky carpet spider, don’t mess with her”
by Carpetspiderluvr July 31, 2023
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Carpet lightning

A spark of static electricity generated from walking across carpeting
Carpet lightning is quite a shocking experience.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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Carpet Dealer

A guy with a lot of lesbian friends.
"Have you seen who Brian hangs out with? He's such a Carpet Dealer!"
by BlazinBananas August 13, 2023
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Piss Carpet

piss carpet moment; intentionally doing something, whether it's buying an early access game, or perfoming a bug that can break the game (pissing on the carpet) and getting mad that its having early access issues, or breaks the game (mad that the carpet has piss on it).
There was this one guy, posted a clip where he put a sword in the floor in this game, and it spazzed and noclipped below the map, and told the devs about his piss carpet.
by rokavii August 17, 2023
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