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Couch Ghost

The profile of one's body (predominantly the ass cheeks) that is left after getting up from the couch or their preferred chair after a long stint of inactivity.

Typically found in the wake of heavier-set individuals getting up for more Mt. Dew or seen as a Dorito-crumb outline on the gaming chairs Weebs watch anime in.

Not to be confused with the ass-print you leave on a chair when sweaty.
"Damn, the ass profile of Jack's couch ghost is super noticeable after eight hours playing Ghost of Tsushima!"
by Noodl3Ninja December 10, 2020
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one couch party

a party where there are too many people, and just one couch. this usually is the fault of the person who threw it not thinking through who or how many people to invite despite not having enough furniture. this results in either a bunch of people squishing onto the one couch or practically nobody sitting there because of the awkwardness of the last situation mentioned.
"Did you have fun at Kaitlin's the other day."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."
by just some lurker on the web February 8, 2020
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Couch Party

Commonly used by teenagers today, to describe participating in a party from their own homes.

This trend started following the world pandemic, that led to quarantines and a stop to parties worldwide. Quarantined teens would use social media to interact with eachother through facetime or other interactive platforms. They would then drink at home, but feel like they are partying with their friends.
“Couch party tonight, everyone should get on at 9”
by Dumbassfucktard September 14, 2020
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Couch Mix

A snack similar to Trail Mix however is acquired from the accumulation of lost or dropped food items between couch cushions.

Items are typically: singular french fries, M & M’s or similar candies, assorted crumbs, and identifiable crumbs (Ex: singular Cheeto).
Person 1: Dude! I just pulled my Couch Mix from the last three months, I found a whole onion ring this go-round! Do you want a bag?

Person 2: That’s disgusting! I’ll take two.
by Grab My Kit April 4, 2024
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Couch bummer

lazy person
Loves to be unproductive
My daughter is a couch bummer on rainy days
by Unproductive, lazy September 15, 2018
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Couch

A “couch” is a seat, that’s all.
John: Why do you need a couch?

Mick: To be sad.
by K ok ono October 29, 2020
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catching the couch

Catching the couch is when you smoke weed, then fall asleep
- Is Brian the next one?
- No, he Caught the couch...
- Well, only the weak catching the couch
- True shit dude, pass the boof
by Bankmaser November 4, 2020
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