by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025
Get the <.7..9.7.6.>I, ANgel JOse RObles LefT Blood On THe Carpet<.0.6.7.9.0.mug. Your vacuum cleaner breaks down and several weeks go by while looking for a replacement ... then you notice debris on the carpet is not getting deeper every day because your feet are tracking the same amount out as they track in each day -- that's carpet equilibrium.
by richinventor January 30, 2016
Get the carpet equilibriummug. Brown boy rizz that goes crazy,the cherries will do anything to be with you,including being ur side cherry and being your poes
by Poopyface0909 November 13, 2023
Get the magic carpet rizzmug. Someone who pays attention to the absolutest dumbest details in order to accomplish a dumb goal, like being smart or cool.
Noelle: Jeremy is always trying to be smart by pointing out the fact that I wore the same outfit yesterday.
Cricket: I know, right, what a total carpet sniffer.
Cricket: I know, right, what a total carpet sniffer.
by Empty_Cup September 27, 2024
Get the Carpet Sniffermug. Honestly a was proper fuckin surprised when i turned on the lights mate, never thought i’d take part in a rosé carpet
by mymatemadetherosecarpet May 9, 2018
Get the Rosé Carpetmug. 
One who after humping one too many carpets decides to free his Penistine by blowing a load of Akbar all over the place.
Looks like that carpet humper humped one too many carpets while dreaming about freeing his Penistine and decided to blow a load of Akbar all over my Israel.
by Lost in SHitlerland June 22, 2025
Get the Carpet Humpermug.