A cross between fantastic and testicular cancer that will catch people by surprise when they are expecting a nice FANTASTIC but instead end up with a devastating form of cancer.
by Abe Nugent November 8, 2007
Get the fantastic-ular cancermug. 
1. Something you don't like.
2. Someone who likes Something you don't like. Often told to kill themselves. See Kill Yourself.
2. Someone who likes Something you don't like. Often told to kill themselves. See Kill Yourself.
Person 1: Undertale is cancer.
Person 2: I like Undertale.
Person 1: The Undertale fandom is cancer. Kill yourself.
Person 2: I like Undertale.
Person 1: The Undertale fandom is cancer. Kill yourself.
by Quackface August 3, 2017
Get the Cancermug. by LoL admirer July 21, 2023
Get the Cancermug. 
A type of disease developed in both Male testicles and Brain, available to only males. This particular disease targets brainwaves that end up repelling all Female Genomes in a sort of “Gets no Bitches” or “Where’s my hug at?” Type of manner. It also affects the surrounding Male genomes in a way that makes the other men want to WWE RKO the carrier, due to its brain cell killing radio waves and cringey and unfunny humor.
“I’m sorry son, I believe you have Hessticular Cancer”
“What does that mean doctor?”
“Long story short, you get no bitches”
“What does that mean doctor?”
“Long story short, you get no bitches”
by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023
Get the Hessticular Cancermug. by CrayUlaCamile April 21, 2017
Get the #cancermug.