by dr. shango August 2, 2003
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Guy: Ok. So as I was saying....
Anthony: Wait! Dude! Two guys?
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Anthony: Dude....of all seriousness...two guys.
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Anthony: Wait! Dude! Two guys?
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Anthony: Dude....of all seriousness...two guys.
by Justin W. June 8, 2004
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by Sucka McCock November 21, 2014
Get the Typical Guy mug.A man who has rejected the societal notion of masculinity and chosen to define himself from the inside out instead, realising that traits such as empathy and nuturing are not actually limited to the female of the species, and nor are aggression and assertiveness limited to the male.
Despite this newfound revelation, however, there is still a strong genetic predisposition for humans to continuously behave as if we were animals seeking out the alpha male with those genes most suited for surviving in a hostile environment.
Often times, the average woman, whom society encourages to indulge in her weaknesses and surpress her strengths, is a self-loathing masochist who may appreciate the nice guy's friendship and understanding, but feels no attraction toward him because his insecurities remind her of why she hates herself. Therefore, she almost always seeks the dominant, aggressive, unempathic male with whom she can vicariously live to make up for her weaknesses. Of course, this inidividual, commonly known as a jerk, is also usually an egotistical, disloyal, and shallow person for whom societal dictates of masculinity will force him to disregard his mate's feelings and treat her as if she were beneath him.
Feeling emotionally unsatisfied, the female will then turn to her nice guy friend, whom she has long since castrated, for comfort, and complain to him about how men suck, except for him, and that he deserves a good girlfriend eventually except that it is never her or any other woman he might encounter.
Despite this newfound revelation, however, there is still a strong genetic predisposition for humans to continuously behave as if we were animals seeking out the alpha male with those genes most suited for surviving in a hostile environment.
Often times, the average woman, whom society encourages to indulge in her weaknesses and surpress her strengths, is a self-loathing masochist who may appreciate the nice guy's friendship and understanding, but feels no attraction toward him because his insecurities remind her of why she hates herself. Therefore, she almost always seeks the dominant, aggressive, unempathic male with whom she can vicariously live to make up for her weaknesses. Of course, this inidividual, commonly known as a jerk, is also usually an egotistical, disloyal, and shallow person for whom societal dictates of masculinity will force him to disregard his mate's feelings and treat her as if she were beneath him.
Feeling emotionally unsatisfied, the female will then turn to her nice guy friend, whom she has long since castrated, for comfort, and complain to him about how men suck, except for him, and that he deserves a good girlfriend eventually except that it is never her or any other woman he might encounter.
by Killing Kittens March 1, 2005
Get the nice guy mug.A derivative and boring show that mindlessly quotes pop culture 3/4ths of its target audience does not understand.
"Did you watch Family Guy last night? They referenced the A-Team, Sanford and Son, and Lindsay Lohan within a minute!"
"No."
"No."
by Hazel August 4, 2006
Get the family guy mug.That one guy who is in that one girl's life who foils your plan of getting with her. Other Guy is not a person, but more of a position. Other Guy can be a close guy friend, an ex-boyfriend, someone trying to hit on her, etc.
"Dude, did you hit on Sarah last night?"
"I was going to, but then Other Guy came and stole my thunder. She was talking to him the whole time."
"Aww, man. I hate Other Guy!"
"I was going to, but then Other Guy came and stole my thunder. She was talking to him the whole time."
"Aww, man. I hate Other Guy!"
by The Midnight Creeper27 December 25, 2011
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by thirdeyechakra July 13, 2006
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