josef seed

he puts his "Seed" inside of you
and turns u into a homosexual

person 1:fuck Josef seed just aid eggs inside me man
person 2:go to hospital before they have and eat ur eyes and gentiles !
person 1:oh no fuck fuck fuck they hatching!

screaming and sounds of ripping flesh
porn and gurging noises coming from the seed beast
seed beast: I WILL LEAD U TO EDEN TO HOPE COUNTY WE GO!
far cry 5: ohh no

by no homo bromo March 17, 2022

Passive Seeding

Verb

To have casual sex - opposite of Active Seeding.

"passive seeding = casual sex" ~ Sylva 2022

Sylva: Hey Aatif, how you doing?

Aatif: I'm good bro, I just had some casual sex

Sylva: You mean Passive Seeding?

Aatif: Yes, I Passive Seeded this girl!

by Voltz7788 March 20, 2022

Cumin Seeds

Very tasty CumIn SeEdS

Ah yes have you heard about the cumin seeds

yes cumin seeds

by menewbiesaber January 9, 2022

Sunflower seed

To chew up sunflower seeds (or any other kind of seeds, e.g. pepitas), spread someones' ass cheeks, and spit them into their gaping asshole. Preferably, the seeds will still be crunchy.

P1: "Hey man, where did you go?"
P2: "Ah sorry, some old lady sunflower seeded me in the grocery store and I had to clean up because I was so ashamed."
P1: "Damn you're kinky"

by elktf2 January 11, 2022

Mr.Sneed

The coolest math teacher your ever gonna have he always is so cool and teaches you math very well and he is gonna be your best friend forever even if you leave high school

You: "Man Mr.Sneed I got a F on this test"
Mr.Sneed: "Do not worry I will teach you better and help you study for your retake"
You: "Thanks Mr.Sneed your the best math teacher ever"
Mr.Sneed: "I know I am"

by Reddit4206982 January 18, 2022

Sad seeds

Tears

Dry those sad seeds, it's nothing to cry about!

by Woodswoman February 20, 2022

Bumber seed

The crevice between your peaches

Nah she had some juicy bumber seed

by LengTing72.67 June 21, 2022