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Indiana State University

A horrible university located in Terre Haute. The students walk around like zombies waiting to flunk out and move on to Ivy Tech, or if they do stay it will take them 6-7 years to graduate. The campus "security" act like Nazi's, roaming the campus waiting to throw you into Aushwitz because you forgot your parking pass that day. The professors generally just throw some busy work at you and then have their assistants grade the work, often incorrectly. The campus parking is great, if you like parking 15 miles from where you need to go. Oh, and don't forget the millions of dollars the University spends on athletics, wouldn't want to end the 56 game losing streak for the football, basketball, and baseball teams.
Everyone is walking around with a blank stare on their face. I'm at Indiana State University alright!

Why did my tuition just go up again? Oh, because Indiana State needed a bus system, a new recreation center, a new college of education, and a new bookstore. I guess helping actually pay for an education is out of the question.
by Sycamore Sam Sucks April 6, 2009
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penn state

The school with the most school pride, in good times and bad; the best local ice cream (both the Creamery and Cold Stone); the biggest and baddest party school on earth; one of the TOP universities in the country (look it up); best fucking school on the planet.
We Are... Penn State

When I say JOE, you say PA.
by Tweeder McFeedles May 13, 2005
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United States

A country more well-known as the US, America, or The Free World. It is a nation that is composed of many different regions, with big cities and major metropolises scattered across all of them. Here is a list of the biggest cities in each region below.
-New England: Boston, MA
-Mid-Atlantic: New York City and Philadelphia, PA
-Southern East Coast: Charlotte, NC and Norfolk, VA
-Deep South: Atlanta, GA and Birmingham, AL
-Lower Mississippi River Valley: New Orleans, LA and Memphis, TN
-Upper South: Nashville, TN
-Lower Midwest: Louisville, KY and Cincinnati, OH
-East-Central Midwest: Indianapolis, IN and Columbus, OH
-Great Lakes: Cleveland, OH, Detroit, MI,Chicago, IL, and Milwaukee, WI
-Upper Mississippi River Valley: St. Louis, MO and Minneapolis, MN
-Far Midwest/Northern Plains: Omaha, NE, Kansas City, MO, and Fargo, ND
-Southwest/Southern Plains: Oklahoma City, OK, Phoenix, AZ, Dallas and Houston, TX
-Rocky Mountains: Denver, CO and Salt Lake City, UT
-West Coast/Pacific Northwest: Los Angeles, CA, San Francisco, CA, Portland, OR, and Seattle, WA
The United States of America consists of a vast landscape, and is roughly half the size of Russia in land mass.
by The Kentucky Yankee March 23, 2005
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staton

(v.) To eat more than 5 pounds of food in less than 30 seconds, or just to eat large amounts of food very very very fast.
Dude you just totally statoned that entire buffet!!!!
by Bear Givhan February 26, 2007
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golden state warriors

A team with a young trio of Jason Richardson, Mike Dunleavy, and Troy Murphy who on paper look like an exciting team. However they are coached by that dumbass coach who used to coach Stanford named Mike Montgomery who doesn't know shit how to play NBA style and from the looks of it they are en route to miss the playoffs for a record straight 11 seasons.
Lets go to a Golden State Warriors game in Oakland Coliseum and root for the opposite team.
by chuckdizzle December 20, 2004
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united states

The United States committs more acts of state terrorism than all the other terrorist states in the world.
by sityourpunkassdown April 25, 2007
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United States

The worst country in the world consisting of sex-addicted teenagers and stupid-headed blonde girls who do nothing but fuck all day. They're also the reason why the whole world's economy is going down the toilet.
by Fuck America dot com July 10, 2008
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