Anti Social Social Club

Brand of clothing for emo kids to seem "edgy"

Edgy Man: I just got the Anti Social Social Club merch
Edgy Boy: No way, you want to go listen to Nirvana and sniff paint
Edgy Man: Hell yeah

by 123guy456 September 20, 2019

Socialist

A socialist is someone who stands for free health care, education and overall better social health and quality of life. This does not involve an unrealistic 'take from the rich, give to the poor' notion, but alternative fiscal and monetary policies to ensure a healthy nation, not just a healthy economy.

Not to be confused with communism, which offers little incentives for people to work.

Julia: Our public hospitals are over crowded, under funded and under staffed.
Bob: If poor people get sick it's their own damned fault. Gimme more high end tax cuts!

Ben: Socialists are just hippie communists!
Bill: *smack*

by Dani3lla May 17, 2006

social pimp

....any person who receives a pay cheque or profit living off the avails of the vulnerable or poor, gives nothing back in return and tends to inflict harm on the already injured, tends to be government employee or elected persons but not exclusively

The slum landlord is a social pimp.

by MsDeeVeeAns March 18, 2008

Socially challenged

Someone who doesn't talk much. People usually tend to not even notice them when in a conversation with multiple people. These socially challenged ones don't say a word, but when they do, they're fricking hilarious!

Dude 1: So I was waiting for the bus and all of a sudden a bird swoops down and into my hair.
Dude 2: lol, did it get stuck?
Dude 1: No, it attacked my hair then flew off.
Socially challenged person:...
Dude 1: So, did anything interesting happen to you?
Dude 2: Nah, just the usual.
Socially challenged person: PUDDING!
Dudes 1 and 2: OMFG WHERE DID U COME FROM?!
Socially challenged person: I was here the whole time.
Dudes 1 and 2: HAHA, well whatever you said was frickin' hilarious!

by JustJokingJoel December 15, 2008

socialist

In present-day US conservative media circles, a code word to skirt Federal Communications Commission restrictions on the use of the word 'nigger.' Often used pertaining to the person and/or policies of President Barack Obama.

Inbred Zeke: "Looky there on the FOX News....any doubt that boy's a socialist? What's that boy doing in the WHITE House, anyhow?"

Zeke's BrUncle: "Socialist, Hell! That there's a nigger!! "

Inbred Zeke: "Sociaist, nigger...same difference. They just have to be nice about it on the TV."

by hack daddy April 7, 2010

socialist

A human being who believes that the most harmonious state of affairs would be for all to get a fair shot at financial sucess. This belief is not motivated by his own selfishness as a capitalist would have you think, but is in actuality an honorable difference of opinion. In the 1930's farmers in the mid west were plowing their corn under because it was unprofitable, and at the same time millions across America were starving. Capitalists see this as logical, while socialists find it abhorrent. In short, socialism is about production for use, not profit.

Everyone calls me a socialist because I think universal health care is more important than Ross Perot having 28 cars.

by Blunt Roller May 14, 2005

Social Incest

When groups of friends, much like family, all sleep with each other and/or date eachother in turns.

For example, social incest happens when Billy, Suzy, Drew, Ann and James are all good friends. Billy and Suzy start dating, then break up and Suzy starts dating Drew and Billy starts dating Ann... then Suzy and Drew break up and Suzy starts dating James and Drew starts sneaking around with Ann behind Billys back

by herglasslegs May 3, 2009