Some Sandusky Shit

Any flagrant sexual talk/action to or about minors.

Bill: Hey, isn't that your sister, Lisa?
Ted: Yeah why?
Bill: No reason....... NICE TITS, LISA!
Ted: Dude, chill! That's some Sandusky shit, right there.

by imthatawesome November 18, 2011

cuff some monk

to use ones hands to manipulate the female genitalia. (fingerbang)

Man, I'm gonna cuff some monk tonight.

by P-Feezy October 3, 2003

Some Kind Of Wonderful

Named for the 80s film, when you give a girl a pearl necklace and tell her "you look good wearing my future."

I hooked up with a chick just like Watts, it was some kind of wonderful.

by TrueRonin October 1, 2022

get some monkey

The act of having sex.

Hey what are you doing tonight? we're gonna throw a party. (other) I can't go Melissa is in town and I might get some monkey.

by turdlip June 6, 2011

smoke some bacon

The act of performing oral sex on a man. The term is used in a pejorative context and can be used as a sharp retort to an insult directed at you

"John you are so dumb"
"Bill, go smoke some bacon"

by solestar May 27, 2013

Your Some Cactus!

A phrase recently added on urban dictionary only to backfire on the poor soul who created it. What kind of idiot can call somebody else stupid when they're the one using "your" in the wrong context?!?

You seem to be oblivious to your own stupidity, fuckwit!

There is no example for 'your some cactus!' because it's fucking wrong! The word is 'you're', dickweed!

by Berserker24 December 7, 2010

maybe some buttsex

The act of considering anal intercourse.

"What should we do, babe?"

"I don't know. Maybe some buttsex."

by SetoBlox April 2, 2016