snack packed

Sexual act where you literally eat the shit outta someone's anus

Jim: I was just snack packed for the first time. Ber: that's gross! Who would be kinky enough to snack your pack!?!

by the ber queen August 1, 2013

Snacked Up

Derived from "knocked up", this term describes a woman, usually a slim one, whose post-meal stomach bulge leads to her being mistakenly thought pregnant.

"Congratulations! Do you know if it's a boy or a girl?"

"It's a double cheeseburger and fries. I'm not pregnant, just snacked up."

by Leeloo Dallas Multipass August 26, 2013

snack shelf

A woman's bosom, generally of above average size.

Look at that snack shelf... I could bury my face in that!

by psnack October 6, 2013

snackcess

A successful snacking experience. Alternatively used to describe one's access level to delicious snack foods

Eating huge amounts of candy was a resounding snackcess.

I know there is ice cream in the freezer, but I'm all the way on the couch, so my snackcess level is quite low

by Jewce Purpledrank December 15, 2013

snack rap

When a man shoves an assortment of McDonald food into a woman's vagina, and then eats it.

I was really hungry so me and the bae made an extra large snack rap

by Coochmaster99 June 4, 2014

Snack Nasty

When your wife takes a dildo up her ass and pussy while you jack off on her face.

Man...I gave my ole lady the Snack Nasty in the front yard last night.

by Kitty Miss August 15, 2014

Snackfast

When you absolutely have to have a snack at 1 am or you won't get to sleep.
A combination between having a snack and having breakfast. Such as a combination between Breakfast and Lunch which gives you brunch.

John: Honey where did you put the leftover turkey?
Susan: What do you want with leftover turkey at 1 am?
John: It's the snackfast crave calling, babe.

by AR71 January 7, 2015