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boss sandwich

That open-faced 5 meat beast my buddy makes is a boss sandwich
by Jhanathan February 2, 2009
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Western Sandwich

A Western Sandwich is when you drop a really, really wet mud gremlin (wet shit), preferably diarrhea. Then don't wipe and stick someones nose in the crevice of your anus. In turn, their nose will look like really saucy chicken wings.
There are many different versions of the Western Sandwich, you can get it with the crust off (when someone has been constipated for several weeks and has a really dry ass), and you can also get many additions, such as ketchup (blood), mustard (urine), and mayonnaise (semen). Any other additions are up to the giver of the Western Sandwich.
"My life was fulfilled when I received a Western Sandwich from my close friend"

"Hey man, how much for a Western Sandwich?" "Only $3.65!", "Wow, that's a very good rate"

"Can I have my Western Sandwich with the crust off"

"Can I get some extra ketchup and mustard on that Western please"

"I'll take an extra sloppy Western Sandwich please, WITH MAYONNAISE!"

"That Western Sandwich took like 3 hours to get off my nose, BUT I LIKED IT!"

"Dude, Western Sandwiches are taking over my life, it's like, all I think about is receiving one..." "FROM MY SIBLINGS!"

"Eww Dude, Sibling Western Sandwiches are gross"

"Can I get a Western Sandwich with everything on it! INCLUDING RELISH AND ANCHOVIES!"
by b shock July 26, 2007
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Knuckle Sandwich

1.) To strike someone in the mouth with a fist.

2.) To ejaculate "knuckle children" (semen) onto a sandwich and then feed it to some unknowing individual.
1.) Jimmy was running his fucking mouth so I gave him a knuckle sandwich.

2.) Jimmy was running his fucking mouth so I gave him a knuckle sandwich.

You see either way its about the same. In example number one you have punched him in his mouth and example two you have made him ingest your hot and salty jizz.
by AndyCapp March 25, 2010
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tuna sandwich

a sick ass sexual manuever where your woman makes you eat her coochie even though she's bleeding
I had to down a fifth of SoCo after my woman made me eat her tuna sandwich. I still couldn't get the taste of blood out of my mouth!
by Da Nasty One June 17, 2003
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tofu sandwich

A sexual act that occurs within the crevice between a mattress and mattress pad, thus producing an added force effect.
Bro I had this chick in a tofu sandwich!
by bonchonsex9 October 12, 2010
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Garfield Sandwich

meat lasagna on toasted onion buns that was invented on the 11th of November, 2009 by Matthew G.
Matt:"Oh man, that garfield sandwich really hit the spot!"
Jack: "Yeah, no more munchies!"
by MatthewG805 November 12, 2009
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Share-a-Sandwich

Sharing a sandwich is a sexual position performed by two men usually during lunch hour.
Dude it's finally lunch time would you care to share-a-sandwich with me?
by socharlies August 20, 2013
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