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Life is like a sandwich

No matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first
“Life is like a sandwich. No matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first.”

“Wise words bro.”
by Trackstar794 February 15, 2022
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Pb and J sandwich

When you have hemorrhoids or an anal tear and then wipe your ass after a shit. There will be a layer of poop with some fresh blood on top of the toilet paper, which looks like peanut butter and jelly layered on a piece of bread. Then when you fold the soiled toilet paper it becomes a ‘sandwich’.
Corey: “hey sorry I’m late boss, I had to use the shitter and I produced a Pb and J sandwich on the can”.

Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”
by Smokeythefuckclown May 20, 2022
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Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich

Step 1. Force lettuce tomatoes and croutons in to rectum of a Cock (male chicken)

Step 2. Forcefully shove the chicken starting at the head into the anal cavity of a small anorexic dog

Step 3. Orally fuck the left nasal cavity of the dog while simultaneously eating the salad out of the chicken’s ass
Yo you should come over to our house for dinner tonight, we’re having Chinese Egg-Salad Sandwich
by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023
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Now put that on your sandwich!

used to indicate that someone should accept what one has said even if it is unwelcome. Similar to the phrase 'put it in your pipe and smoke it' but less offensive in nature.
by skasian August 26, 2016
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Peanut Butter Jelly and Ass Sandwich

Putting peanut butter and jelly inside your or your partner's ass. Then eating all of it out of your or they're ass.
by Ramen Queen June 2, 2017
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Boston Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

A Boston puck bunny favorite. When her man rams her ass so hard that there is a mixture of blood and fecal matter on his cock. He then pulls it out and shoves it down his puck bunny's throat to clean it off.
That chick's was so hot and tight, Wigle gave her a Boston Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich.
by UnkleRehshish November 26, 2019
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