Salty gas mask 

While somone is sleeping, you place your testicles on bolth of their eye sockets. You then rest your anus on their mouth. after you are in this position, you fart in their mout to wake them up and when they open their eyes their eyes are stung by your salty balls.

DUDE?!?! DID YOU REALY JUST GIVE ME A SALTY GAS MASK ME?!?!

Salty gas mask by An e mouse May 25, 2018

Salty Jan 

The best player at fortnite. Usually the last person alive out of their squad even with no kills.

Salty Jan is great

Salty Jan by radboss#1 June 16, 2018

Salty Octopus Disease 

Salty octopus disease is a very rare illness seen in 0.01% of the population. Female sperm whales impaired with the disease tend to be salty and toxic, as well as, ugly and grotesque pedophiles. If you ever meet a sperm whale infected with this disease, be sure to contact the local aquarium for sick and mentally challenged sea creatures.

-" hey Commumoose, have you heard there is someone with salty octopus disese on the loose?"-

-"douchebag did you that Angelina is a salty sperm whale infected with salty octopus disease?"-

Salty Octopus Disease by Arix the Commumoose June 28, 2018

Salty Leach 

One who gets very angry very easily.

I would stay away from Ryan today, he is a salty leach.

Salty Leach by V3ry S3xy Ryan November 27, 2018

Salty Taco Dick

What you tell people you really mean when you say that you have an STD. Which really isn’t much better than having an actual STD..pretty much a lateral move.

Devin: Hey Chris, Linda told me that you have an STD. Really unfortunate, I’m sorry to hear that.

Chris: No no, I don’t have an STD, it stands for salty taco dick.

Devin: Oh..ok tight.

Salty Taco Dick by Kenny and Dan February 28, 2019

salty abe 

A $5 bill that has been ejaculated on for any reason

Often given to strippers

I gave that stripper a salty abe

salty abe by ajx2019804201963 March 27, 2019

salty shamaal 

it is when a shamaal gets salty and destroys everything that gets in his way and everythoig around him or her

maan azaan is acting loike the salty shamaal,
the mighty salty shamaal

salty shamaal by Nailiboi June 14, 2019