No Gain Syndrome

No Gain Syndrome or NGS, is a term used to describe people who start going to the gym for the first time on a regular basis who truly believe they are experience no gains in muscle mass.

Of course it is all in their heads, and NGS usually subsides after 6-8 months of solid lifting.

This syndrome can sometimes be followed by the 'I need to start using gear because, that guy is bigger than me complex'.
"I have been lifting for 3 months, and I still don't feel like I'm getting any gains." -Brandon

"It's all in your head you just have No Gain Syndrome, stop being such a bitch." -Sam
by ShrekisLoveShrekisLife April 07, 2014
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Wyatt Syndrome

A person who is white, but looks Hispanic and is treated as such
Person A: That guy looks Mexican
Person B: No bro! He’s white. He has Wyatt Syndrome
by eladalo October 19, 2023
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Milkdud Syndrome

A serious psychological disorder that affects women specifically after giving child birth. Milk dud syndrome occurs after being coupled with the lack of much-needed self-confidence and the need to show off ones breast while breast feeding to the public for personal attention.
Female 1: Why does this lady feel the need to whip out her saggy breasts in the line at Walmart to feed her child?

Female 2: Oh she must have MDS, milkdud syndrome, It occurs and women who have a lack of self-confidence after giving birth.
by #TAOW February 01, 2020
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cait syndrome

when your head is full of cait
all you can think of is cait
there's cait instead of brain
you're addicted to cait
namir loves cait to an unhealthy level
namir only think about cait , he has cait syndrome
by hornybrah April 21, 2021
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PreManstrual Syndrome

The male equivalent of PMS. When a guy suddenly gets all moody and pissed. One might watch a chick flick during this time of the month.
Whats his problem?" "Oh its just PreManstrual Syndrome.
by Thegirlwhoplayedwithbitches April 04, 2011
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Fuchs' Syndrome

A rare disorder found mainly in small Jewish females. Symptoms include are not limited to bitchiness, inability to communicate with those legally sane, lame excuses for illreplacable actions, and a really, really, lousy attitude.
1.) Tim's wife threw a pan at his head. She must have been suffering from that Fuchs' Syndrome, again.

2.) I'd rather deal with a perverted guy in a teletubbies suit than deal with your mom while she suffers from Fuch's Syndrome.
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RSTP Syndrome

RSTP Syndrome is a serious disorder in child psychology.

It stands for Rotten Shit with Toxic Parents Syndrome.

May cause a child to be disruptive in class, tell lies about you which it's mother will always believe, insult teachers and other children and induce it's father to threaten you with lawsuits.

The disorder is often incurable, because the cause (the toxic parents) refuses to cooperate with therapists.
Child Psychologist 1:
Timmy Jenkins refused to take the verbal skills test, and his mother insists that he is gifted, despite his poor score on the IQ tests.

Child Psychologist 2:
Sounds like a classic case of RSTP Syndrome.
by George McBob April 23, 2009
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