Greeley Steam Roller

The smell of cow crap and burning bones/blood in Greeley, Colorado.

Wow, it really smells like a Greeley Steam Roller outside.

by Brittwitt89 February 29, 2020

Steam

Steam is a digital video games distribution service, developed by the Valve Corporation. It was launched in 2003 to serve as a DRM for initially just Valve titles, but began to allow third party content beginning in 2005. Since then, it has grown to be the largest digital distribution platform for PC games, and also has social-media like features, with its system of highly customizable user profiles, the ability to add and message friends, as well as a feature to create and join groups.

I bought a lot of games, that I’ll likely never play, during the last Steam sale.

by This is my handle okay July 7, 2025

Sittin on Steam

A phrase used to describe the unpleasant experience of sitting, prefferably in a place such as class, work, Church, or any other place in which stepping out for a moment is tricky and/or discouraged, all whilst fighting against the powerful and evil forces of an excessively-gasseous bowel movement. This may or may not be accompanied by some "prairie-dogging" or "turtling"; however it is best exacerbated by the presence of a wedgie. Sitting on steam may also be related to a phenomenon known as the "beer-shits", which is characterised by considerable bloating and/or the constant urge for defecation following a night in which an excessive number of beers have been imbibed; although such a relation is not necessarily a prerequisite.

Exe. During the intense closing moments of a football game:
Person A: Yo, who's farting over there? It smells like death.
Person B: My bad, dude. I'm sittin on steam right now, but there's no way I'm gettin up to take a crap now. It's way too close. If I get up, I'll miss the whole thing.
Person A: Understandable.

by LMcCann2097 October 5, 2017

stale steam library

When somebody has a steam library full of games that they have maxed out/don't play

Steve has maxed out all of his games aka a "stale steam library"

by Jplays44 March 4, 2018

Steamed

Upset/ angry

That nigga did dat down bad. Bro got me steamed up.

by Lil mac11 March 9, 2020

steam ball

A silent shart that forms a ball wether sitting or standing which then the steam from the ball starts to be felt on the buttocks and the smell fills the room and everyone else runs the fuck out of there.

Guy: Dude, Why did the gas alarm go off in the school?

Friend: Oh yeah, The new guy did a steam ball and released CARBON FUCKING MONOXIDE IN THE SCHOOL FROM HIS ASS. That's why we had to evacuate.

Guy: That's so Zander we don't have to do that stupid math test anymore

Friend: Ikr XD

by _Lycan_ September 20, 2016

steamed monocle

The blowing of hot air on to the tip of a penis during fellatio.

“I was about to finish, then she teased me with a steamed monocle…Excuse me, whilst I go buy a ring.”

by HRH The Queen June 25, 2021