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High-Speed Tender Bender 

A high speed tender bender is defined by picking up food at the drive thru and you scarf it down in the front seat as fast as you can.
"we're in a little bit of a rush so we gotta go on a high-speed tender bender"
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Low-Speed Tender Bender 

A Low-Speed Tender Bender is defined by slowly consuming chicken tenders whilst appreciating the flavor profile with full respect.
“Home dawg, let’s just take in the moment and appreciate these tendies,” said Peanut. “Absolutely, let us have a Low-Speed Tender Bender!” Exclaimed Jymbo.

Berlin Speed Bag 

When you cinch your nut sack with a zip tie extremely tight and let your partner go to town like prime mayweather
Peter- my girl gave me the Berlin Speed Bag last night.
Mitch- you need a testacuzi now my guy

Moving at corporate speed 

Term used to label the pace of a slower than desireable decision making process, or most any process for that matter, that is present in many companies and corporations.
The project approval is moving at corporate speed.

Brooke county speed bump 

When one is getting head while driving but she is punching your Ballsack until you ejaculate
Be careful because i can always give you a Brooke county speed bump babe

Need For Speed Payback 

A weird need for speed game that’s hallow.
Hey, what are you doing?
Just playing some Need For Speed Payback.
Oh shit. Not that again!