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The Seaman Shuffle

When you’re cornered by a group of guys and your only option for self defense is to pull out your dick and start jerking off onto them.
When I was on shore leave in the Navy some "Anderson Cooper looking motherfuckers" cornered me and my only option was to pull out my dick and start doing the seaman shuffle.
by Kai Smash December 20, 2022
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Micheal shuffle

It's when Micheal james c gets on a handstand and stretch his asshole while someone shits in his mouth jerking him off till he cums all over the place
Mason just did the Micheal shuffle
by Bob737eysgsyeu3h3 March 25, 2025
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Idaho Shuffle

When a mad dog poops in you through and proceeds to try to f**k it
I am going to Idaho shuffle you
by The shmiz December 21, 2019
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Virginia shuffle

When you’re stranded in a stall after laying down the city hall of brown town and you either run out of TP or clog the ceramic and the. need to go inhabit another stall to finish cleanup duty but refuse to potentially lay havoc in your ball hammocks
Brian was 15 beers deep camping and need to take a shit. I went into the bathhouse a half hour later to take a piss and open the door to see him doing the Virginia Shuffle from the first to the last stall.
by BtownBubba November 24, 2020
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Five Knuckle Shuffle

When sticking your fist in someone’s anus and wiggling it around violently for pleasure.
This weekend my girl wants me to give her the five knuckle shuffle
by thicccboy99 June 12, 2019
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Alabama Shuffle

When you drunk in the middle of the day and walk down the road with your pants around your ankles
Chris: Where’s Dave?
Jeff: I saw him doing an Alabama shuffle down the road a few minutes ago.
by TheDanceGavinDiddler March 6, 2021
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Canada Shuffle

Developed by winter-wise Canadians, it is a form of walking across slippery/icy surfaces in which a person takes very small steps and shuffles their feet in penguin-like fashion.
Jimmy made his way towards Tim Horton's, carefully doing the Canada Shuffle so he wouldn't slip on the ice.
by MapleSyrupMoose November 16, 2013
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