When you’re cornered by a group of guys and your only option for self defense is to pull out your dick and start jerking off onto them.
When I was on shore leave in the Navy some "Anderson Cooper looking motherfuckers" cornered me and my only option was to pull out my dick and start doing the seaman shuffle.
by Kai Smash December 20, 2022
Get the The Seaman Shufflemug. It's when Micheal james c gets on a handstand and stretch his asshole while someone shits in his mouth jerking him off till he cums all over the place
by Bob737eysgsyeu3h3 March 25, 2025
Get the Micheal shufflemug. by The shmiz December 21, 2019
Get the Idaho Shufflemug. When you’re stranded in a stall after laying down the city hall of brown town and you either run out of TP or clog the ceramic and the. need to go inhabit another stall to finish cleanup duty but refuse to potentially lay havoc in your ball hammocks
Brian was 15 beers deep camping and need to take a shit. I went into the bathhouse a half hour later to take a piss and open the door to see him doing the Virginia Shuffle from the first to the last stall.
by BtownBubba November 24, 2020
Get the Virginia shufflemug. by thicccboy99 June 12, 2019
Get the Five Knuckle Shufflemug. by TheDanceGavinDiddler March 6, 2021
Get the Alabama Shufflemug. Developed by winter-wise Canadians, it is a form of walking across slippery/icy surfaces in which a person takes very small steps and shuffles their feet in penguin-like fashion.
Jimmy made his way towards Tim Horton's, carefully doing the Canada Shuffle so he wouldn't slip on the ice.
by MapleSyrupMoose November 16, 2013
Get the Canada Shufflemug.