The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.
Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
by icuddabeenacontender October 13, 2010
Get the starbucks shufflemug. the weird dance humans do when alone that shuffle between quick dopamine hits. Eating junk food, watching porn, and scrolling on social media
Bill: Man, i tried to do some actual work but caught myself doing the dopamine shuffle
Burr: it's no cupid shuffle
Burr: it's no cupid shuffle
by DOPEshow April 2, 2025
Get the dopamine shufflemug. The Georgia Shuffle is when a man proceeds to but his penis in the women’s ass and start doing the “Electro shuffle” from the hit game Fortnite.
by anonymous February 4, 2023
Get the The Georgia Shufflemug. A poor excuse for a dance move designed in thirty seconds, in which you wiggle your ass back and forth like there's a three foot dildo in there, and then walk forward and backward stiffly. (Imagine walking while holding a shit)
by Emily's Fucking Wrong January 31, 2020
Get the Butt Stuff Shufflemug. Where a woman gives a man oral and the man uses two dildo's on the womans vagina and anus. With all three actions simotaniously it resembles the workings of a motor. Continue until desired affect.
by HAGARD May 26, 2008
Get the PISTON SHUFFLEmug. The Nevada Shuffle is when a male and usually a female have sexual intercourse while the female is having a seizure.
by GregorySnitzlefart June 13, 2024
Get the Nevada Shufflemug. Man that dude's got the shuffle Itis. It's contagious. I don't wanna catch that shit. I'm a shuffle-free dancer.
by Julio-Maximus July 29, 2019
Get the Shuffle Itismug.