Red Riding Hood

The act of giving a girl a bear hug while on her period, thus squirting out her period blood into a cup (or any other apparatus) then adding vanilla ice cream to it to make a delicious treat.

Jason: "Hey honey? Do we have anything to eat?"
Anna: "No, but I'm on my period and i can make you a red riding hood!"

"Hey man did you ever get with that girl last night?'
"No, but she left a red riding hood on my freaking bed!"

by The Best MAnnnnn March 25, 2012

Like riding a bike

This use to mean something that is very easy to recall, or something that once learned is quite hard to forget, but as of recent times this is no longer accurate. From now on, in honor of Sleepy Joe Biden, it will be used to refer to a complete fail or an embarrassing mistake, or when somebody forgets something very basic that they should know or something they knew how to do for a long time.

1.
Joe Biden's presidency is just like riding a bike.

2.
I can't believe you forgot the words to that song that you knew by heart all of your life, that was just like riding a bike! Come on man!

by Icy Wyte July 25, 2022

Sorry, I've been reading Sarah Dessen

When someone says something romantic as a joke, and you take it way to deeply; a symptom that occurs while/after reading a book by Sarah Dessen.

Ryan: Hahaha girl u funny, i love you!
Julie: Oh Ryan! I love you too! My heart yearns for you with a burning passion! i would walk thru fire for you!
Ryan: Ummm... i was just...
Julie: Oh. Sorry, I've been reading Sarah Dessen!

by CrazyCatWads August 3, 2011

Reading people

to yell at someone for being a moron or when they just need to know about themselves.

I can't go one day with-out Reading people at this school

by Bunnyboy87 June 7, 2010

Ghost Riding

Ghost Riding is the art of having sexual intercourse from behind; while reaching the climax one pulls their lover's hair back and sets it aflame, making their head burn in the likeness of Ghost Rider

Dude, last night I was totally Ghost Riding that girl.

by Allen,Brant,Wes May 8, 2011

A reading from the ball hog of therapy who's doing work.

A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK. SCREAM GOD ARRESTED AS WELL AS VIDEO CHAT FOR HARP.

A READING FROM THE BALL HOG OF THERAPY WHO'S DOING WORK.

BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS BOYS WILL BE BOYS PLEASE. LIKE FROM SKYRIM WEWILLWEWILLWEILL SOUND OF THE POLICE IN MY HOOD.

by Skyrim550 April 15, 2022

riding dirty

Riding anything after you have had sex with a dirty whore.

Dylan: I had sex with mikes sister last night and then drove home.

Ben: Dahh you were Riding Dirty.

by Kyle Sherwood77 May 24, 2006