rule 1801

Generally accepted Internet Rule that you cannot wank off an Eskimo on a Wednesday

Person 1 (On Wednesday) : I really want to wank off an Eskimo

Person 2 : Rule 1801 bitch

by HerpDerpMassive January 20, 2015

Hose Rules

Spraying seniors with our hoses.

"Oh man, I can't wait to give those guys the hose rules treatment!"

by A.Non1989 December 5, 2011

The Rule of So

1. When you ask a question starting with "So" in a discussion with someone, you're probably misinterpreting their argument to make it look much worse in order to make yourself look better.

2. A Strawman fallacy. When you expect someone to defend a statement they're not making.

Example 1.
Person 1: "I'm a Democrat."
Person 2: "So you eat babies, want a population of 10 billion in the USA, and want to close down and jail the whole police force?"
Person 1. "Fail. The Rule of So."

Example 2.

Person 1: "I'm a Republican".
Person 2: "So you think Donald Trump is Jesus, Alex Jones should be the next president, and it should be compulsory for all children to bring guns to school?
Person 1. "I'm not even going to answer that."

by Ultrazenmode August 25, 2020

Cardboard Rule

Rules governing sexual behavior, which start out with good intentions, but when the rule-maker becomes wet said rules fall to pieces, much like cardboard.

I had a cardboard rule about not fucking strangers but when Jeremy went down on me, it totally fell apart.

by MrWigglesIII May 29, 2010

rule 889

No matter how many rules exist, more can be created.

Guy 1: Man, there is no possible way anyone could think of another rule.

Guy 2: "Rule 889"

Guy 1: Oh yeah...

by Pixel Studios May 30, 2017

Rule Meglovania

Rule Meglovania -

It's the rule that at some point every song will get a meglovania remix at some point

Remember rule34?,

now there is rule Meglovania about that every song will eventually be remixed with meglovania

by Richard Gaming May 13, 2020

Rule 34

Rule 34 if it exists there is porn of it

Steve:there is no way that pokemon porn exists

Bob:oh yeah "searches up pokemon porn"

Steve:Nononono

Bob:Told ya its because of rule 34

by Stormaggedon606 October 13, 2018