Chronic Ass Rapings

being raped in the ass many times over and over and being addicted to it

man that guy is a chronic ass raper

by Crazy Eddie April 22, 2005

racing boxers

boxers with skid marks through them

Branden: have you seen my racing boxers?

Ray and Chris: what are those?

Branden: My boxers that have all the skid marks in them!

Ex: Branden sharts all the time in his racing boxers!

by Ray and Chris September 30, 2006

butt raping

when a girl's grinding with a guy till the point that he becomes stiff, and you can feel it!

after i finished dancing with him i felt like he was butt raping me.

by aani January 23, 2008

piece rating

An accurate, yet surprisingly concise, method of pinpointing the precise attractiveness of a female.

First, identify the specimen on a simple 1-20 scale (1 being a monkey after a house fire, 20 being Teri Hatcher in "The New Adventures of Superman".) Having done this, match her to the following piece-derived notation:

20: Piece de la resistance
19: War and Piece
18: Masterpiece
14-17: Piece (original)
12-13: Codpiece
1-11: n/a

Consider these vertical ratings. Alongside these, one might add a horizontal rating to note a certain flavour of bird or piece-related individual.

Greenpiece: Ecologically-minded or hygenically-challenged fluff.
Ringpiece: She's married.
Piece of cake: slag.
Hair piece: nice hair. Pity the face.
Mantel piece: Show the parents. Don't let her speak.
Three piece suite: Three of them. At the same time. All at once.

Piecekeeper: Male owner.
Piecemeal: Expensive rooting attempt.
Piece negotiations: "I always masturbate thinking of you." and such necessary rubbish.

Wilhelm II : Christ alive! 'Twas a masterpiece I just spied!
Edmund III: Aye. Alas t'has a piecekeeper. Negotiations will be tough.

An example of a piece rating in discussion.

by Pierre van Stanhorse December 28, 2006

Beast-Raping

Ugliness beyond all measure

sarah is a complete beast-raping, it looks like someone lit her face on fire and then tried to put it out with a bag of nails.

by Mike Clark February 13, 2006

Ragging

Term for wiping one's arse

After finding out I had diarrhea I was ragging all day but it just wouldn't come off.

by Rag-gangsta September 10, 2010

1-10 female rating scale

The way men use to rate women on sexiness. Usually is based on the woman's tits or ass.
Abv. 1-10

"Man that B is high on the 1-10 female rating scale"

by Wheat boi September 25, 2016