mother fucking ponies

THE MOST FABULOUS FUCKERS ON THE PLANET THATS WHAT THEY ARE

MOTHER FUCKING SPARKLY RAINBOW UNICORN PONIES YA MOTHER FUCKING PONIES

by anflade December 2, 2017

Pony

Pony is a noun used to describe a poo, can also be used to describe the quality of something.

“I’m going to take a pony”

“Mars bars are so pony I don’t like them”

by Boats and hoes 134 July 11, 2021

my pony had a seizure

help me, this is not a joke

seriously, my pony had a seizure

by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

My Little Pony Jar

The place I am going if I do not behave :(

You are going in the my little pony jar

by Tangly March 7, 2025

Riding the Coroni Pony

Testing positive for the Coronavirus, having COVID-19, got that Rona

After bar-hopping all weekend, I was shocked to discover I caught that 'rona. Guess I'll be riding the Coroni Pony for a fortnight.

by Beardo_357 December 2, 2020

Ghost Pony

A haunted sexual act where a mans penis is ghosted in another person.

Also, a children’s book.

I checked my dm’s on ig, and she kept asking for the ghost pony.

by BigAl312 June 12, 2019

Property wine ponies

The state of adoration for all of the above

"I love property wine ponies"
"Fuck yeah, property wine ponies"
"I'd sell my children for property wine ponies"

by Pumpkin Palace November 16, 2021