When you're on top of a girl having anal sex in the missionary position & she farts without making any noise.
Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.
Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.
by dirty raul September 03, 2014
An animated series about a guy named Martin Partin, his idiotic friend named Ronald, and a talking pig.
by IntergalactalEnergy February 13, 2023
A pearl necklace based flinch test. A cunning gentleman purposely delivers his relish into an unanticipated facial zone. Open eyes and nostrils present the greatest temptation. If the recipient does not recoil then it can be said that she is a lady not for turning and therefore passes the test.
How are you getting on with your new girlfriend?
Great mate, I think she's a keeper - I gave her Maggie Pearls the other night and she didn't flinch.
Great mate, I think she's a keeper - I gave her Maggie Pearls the other night and she didn't flinch.
by ZeBagsy December 15, 2022
The sperm left on an unsuspecting person after they've been secretly cummed on, typically in public.
This act is characteristically filmed by the perpetrator to capture both the deposit and the victim's unawareness.
This act is characteristically filmed by the perpetrator to capture both the deposit and the victim's unawareness.
"She felt a slight dampness on her skirt after standing in line, dismissed it, never knowing it was a Ghost Pearl and the guy behind her got it all on film."
by kar96k June 18, 2025
by Jabyl Burns November 08, 2020
The pearl harbour plop is the act of jumping on to another male or females chest and excreting on their chest.
by Luke Gooden March 19, 2014
Harry: "Rihanna has such a big forehead that you could give her a Pearl Tiara."
Jack: "Then she really would need an umbrella."
Jack: "Then she really would need an umbrella."
by Jackinho May 12, 2016