by De Jay Hemmingston January 18, 2010
One who steals the vagina from another; usually a crooked dick bastard who can't obtain the pussy himself off top.
Jamon became quite jealous as Roach began to put it in the girl's ribs more and more. He decided to put that nigga out of business and pussy crook him.
by Challie May 06, 2007
Pussy Bitch is someone who thinks they're real as fuck but in reality is such a pussy about everything that just calling them pussy won't do. They are so beyond pussy that you are forced to use bitch.
by Kmc13 September 22, 2014
a girl who has had a shit load of procedures done to her body and,or face to make her look better for example: laser hair removal,bikini line done by laser, and, or plastic surgery.
by christian luyando February 14, 2009
When a woman mistakenly trusts a queef & instead encounters a sudden splurge of hot, stinky, week-old curdled semen that paints & destroys her panties, resulting in the dire need of heavy douching and deep cleansing of the demolished panties.
Ellen's neighbor witnessed Ellen pressure washing her panties on the clothes line again, figuring she must have encountered yet another pussy shart.
by Chickenpotpie121 December 28, 2013
A straight woman's worst nightmare -- a gay dude that gives ass that's so good, it makes formerly straight dudes forget about vaginal intercourse forever the first time they tap his ass!
DeShawn was the the biggest pussy-hound out here til he went down for seven years on an assault beef. Once he tapped his first Pussy Bottom in prison though, he never even thought about goin up in a woman's snatch again.
by BxMuscle June 12, 2013
{poos-ee buhz-erd} (noun): a leering incubus, mistakenly perceived by his peers as a trusted wingman and confidante, the pussy buzzard successively and successfully preys on bar flies and fellatious women who are almost exclusively prior conquests of his peers. The name comes from his circling like a vulture around the easy-pickings leftovers immediately surrounding him. Common mating call, accompanied by flapping outstretched arms like wings: "Ssssskkaaaawwwww! Ssssskkaaaawwwww!"
Ryan: "Hey, I heard Drew banged out another haggard skank last night."
Josh: "Yeah, and now he's skeezing on your ex! Put a skirt on a pencil sharpener and he'd try to fuck that, too. That fucking pussy buzzard will take whatever will lie still long enough. Oh shit, here he comes --
Both: "Ssssskkaaaawwwww! Ssssskkaaaawwwww!"
Josh: "Yeah, and now he's skeezing on your ex! Put a skirt on a pencil sharpener and he'd try to fuck that, too. That fucking pussy buzzard will take whatever will lie still long enough. Oh shit, here he comes --
Both: "Ssssskkaaaawwwww! Ssssskkaaaawwwww!"
by PNShD August 15, 2009