bad pancake

(noun) - a term invented by comedian Dane Cook, the concoction resembling a poorly cooked pancake a male leaves on the stomach of a female after ejaculating on her.

So since I'm Irish/Catholic, I pulled out and left a bad pancake on this girl's belly.

by Teevs December 29, 2007

pancake racist

a person who discriminates against a pancake by the color of its exterior

mom: pancakes are ready!

daughter: ew i dont want that one. its too dark.

mom: whats wrong with that? what are you some kind of pancake racist?

by anonQ45 September 11, 2013

Ickleberry Pancake

A delicious breakfast treat.

Man, Christian ate sixteen ickleberry pancakes for breakfast and then he died.

by Jerbear January 29, 2006

Water pancake

A guy who likes to get his buns smushed by another male until it appears to look like pancake, and then the male proceeds to bust all over it.

Yo did you hear that Wesley did the water pancake to Paul last night? Oh no way thats gross.

by Phil Minx January 16, 2018

Cincinnati Pancake

you lie down and a girl with diaherrea shits on your chest and smears it around with her ass. similar to: dirty sanchez, rusty trombone

"you gonna get a cincinnati pancake?" (sarcasm/insult)

by pooman-chu December 18, 2009

Smoke a pancake

To smoke a fat ass dutch

"Yo Raz whats up?" "Nothin much Doap, bout to smoke a pancake wanna come?

by Doap BFD September 25, 2010

bad pancake

when you pull out during sex and cum on the girls stomach. credit to dane cook for coming up with the term.

I didnt have a condom so I had to pull out and do a bad pancake on her.

by Alex9876 January 2, 2008