National Stoke Day

October 18th is National Stoke Day… Get Stoked

Are you Rippin the Park? It’s National Stoke Day

by StokeMaster Swizzy October 18, 2023

National rape day

If you celebrate this day, you suck. You’re a little bitch just crash into an oil place for all I care just go fucking die, you know you just made it up for an excuse to do gross things to people. Like no, who does that, that is NOT a real holiday and it is NOT real.

Dumbass: it’s national rape day!

Me: no. That’s not a real holiday. Go fucking die bitch.

by St4rb4tzz April 9, 2023

National Frog Day

National Frog Day is where you can do anything to a frog!! :)
DONT FUCK IT FOR FUCKS SAKE

Luna: *plays with a frog*
Luka: *fucks a frog*
Luna: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Luka: but it’s national frog day!
Luna: BUT FUCKING IT IS NOT RIGHT

by char_spring April 14, 2023

National Rape Day

a fake day. a completely fucking bullshit day created by a group of lonely, degenerate, basement dwelling, fedora wearing, discord server modding, tiny shriveled up dick boys on tiktok. the kind of boys who whack it to hentai with a bunch of piss bottles next to them. the sick fucks who go on 13 year old girls' posts just to say "ik its pink" or "ik its grippy". the degenerates who call themselves "THE BOYZ 🥶" and think "women are objects" and "women belong in the kitchen". whoever came up with this idea, i hope they rot. in. hell. they're wasting oxygen. who in their right mind would think it's ok to create a day dedicated to ruining people's lives? i hope anyone who participates in this rots in jail. you fucking dumbasses think just because it's your fake rape day that the cops won't have you rot in fucking jail... i hope your inmates beat you to death, you fucking pieces of shit. CONSENT IS ALWAYS NEEDED. RAPE RUINS PEOPLE'S LIVES.

gigachad69420: its national rape day yall ready 🥶😈

person with common sense: shut the fuck up, you fucking asshole.

by httpscherry April 29, 2023

National Cheaters Day

The birthday of cheaters

It’s National Cheaters Day!

by Messynessy April 30, 2023

National Whip Day

The day where everyone takes their whips to school, work, and other places.

Yo, did u hear it was National Whip Day.

by Your pseudonym18 May 14, 2023

National Situationship Day

August 5th. For all the couples in between a relationship and a friendship. Not sure if they are just having fun or in a real relationship. This day is for you.

“Omg babe happy National situationship day! You rock!”

by Poprulesall August 3, 2023