number five

when you sit on the toilet, sneeze, burp, fart, choke, puke, poop, pee, jizz, pick your nose, clean your ears, cry, and clip your toe nails all at the exact same time.

dude i took the narliest number five last night! i nearly died.

by ytyyt67 August 6, 2007

mombo number 5

a fat black man with a high pitched voice with a purple dick on his fore head

wow you are really being a mombo number five

by greg guerette July 17, 2003

Numb Nuts

Usually used when talking about another person, when you can't remember their name.

As used in southwest of the U.S.

Yea, I saw eeerr,"Ole Numb Nuts" wrap his car around that tree.
Whatta fuckin' loser.

by NoLove_4_BS April 21, 2009

nubbage

like cabbage...but nuber. another variation of the word nub. nub noob newb

Richard: i cheated on that math test yesterday, but i got caught cuz i wrote the other guys name instead of mine.

Dwayne: -_- nubbage

by xLp.veng September 10, 2007

Number one gun!

Usually said by greasy men with rats tails and track pants. Number one gun indicates that the person being called said name either got some 'hawt' girl or has a 'sick' subaru his mum bought for him with their kebab shop profit

Heard Steve got with his 3rd cousin the other week, number one gun! keeping it in the family!

by Huntehhhhh1 April 24, 2008

The Number One

A member of Lincoln Park Royalty.

"Let's invite some more boys. Who could we invite? Let's ask The Number One!"

by lpr January 13, 2005

Nerd Number

The accumulated Gamerscore on a persons Xbox Live account, which is increased by getting Achievements in games. Most Achievements are easy to get, while some require frequent, if not constant gameplay.

A low number indicates that one is a casual gamer, while a high number is an indication of ones real nerdiness.

Andrew: Wow, did you see that guys Nerd Number, it was in the thirty thousands!

Thomas: He must not get a lot of sun.

by smarch111111 December 9, 2008