Tiny Feet Pedophile

A slang term for someone who usually spends money on ridiculous items because they are compensating for something.

This guys house is huge, he must be a tiny feet pedophile.

by HerpesWarrior May 26, 2023

catch your feet

Exactly how it sounds, the equivalent of saying "Don't trip", basically stop yourself from digging yourself into a deeper hole. Stop asking or worrying about something.

Guy: I'll ask her when the last time she got checked was
Guy2: Catch your feet dude shes going to get pissed if you keep asking her shit like that.

by G.Moneee April 30, 2009

Feet Nipples

The toes, especially when considered erotically.

She removed her socks to reveal 10 perfect feet nipples.

by ApricotFields August 2, 2019

baked chalk feet

reeeeally crusty feet....
like i mean really crusty. includes toenails too

"Yesterday, I went to the mall. I saw Amy, buying new sandals, with her baked chalk feet out in the open!"

by big ol mess January 21, 2023

Pudding feet

Perfect feet for a smooth dance.

« Wow! This man has pudding feet!

by Bri2022 April 26, 2022

Blob Feet

A stylized depiction of cartoon feet that, depicts the feet without toes and more closer to a blob, like a lengthened hemisphere attached to a leg, and with no wrinkles or creases. Surprisingly, this is a point of contention in character design in the Sonic fandom - if the blob feet are unsettling or fit the game's styles. Unsurprisingly, it is also a (fictional) sexual fetish that commonly depicts the blob feet at obscene and downright unrealistic sizes, with the blob feet often drawn about as large as a bed.

sonic should have blob feet, it's less unsettling when I think about the artist drawing anthropomorphic hedgehog toes...
what the fuck? why the fuck would you think that? they should have animalistic features, so obviously, they need toes.

by broken glass and crashing January 17, 2022

bill onion feet

Bill is a man in Austrailia who got onions banned in an Australian favourite snack known as a buntings snag. He got the banned cause he slipped on one.

"hey that's bill onion feet isn't it." " dude you're such a bill onion feet. "

by Bigsteladd December 31, 2018