The Morgan

Pretending to befriend someone after relentlessly bullying them, just to stab them in the back for amusement years later.

I thought she was cool then she pulled The Morgan on me.

by Kirilyx August 18, 2022

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Morgan Freeman

God

Son: Dad! Who’s morgan freeman
Dad: god son, mr freeman is god himself.

by Itzsnoozy March 28, 2021

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When you are managing a restaurant team in a new market and have an employee who knows they are wildly more qualified for your job but chose to not to accept the offer bc they make more money serving. Morgan will absolutely dive in and save the day 9.6/10. Until, however, she gets rocked off her mind on Sunday eve knowing damn well shes assigned to a party of 60 the next day and then calls out with 12 min notice

When the shift starts at 11am and it’s 10:34 am the morgan tax is defined by the following exchange
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.

Morgan: no

by Smashaluffigosus September 20, 2023

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Morgan Funnell

a weird person like really weird who is also old and close to death morgan likes to go play bingo with her friends on tuesdays she is a mother of 7 or 6 and they are white and eat dry chicken

Is that Morgan Funnell ? What a freak!!!

by gojosgf February 27, 2021

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morgan

morgan is a amazingly kind person everyone who gets him are undeserved of his /her love they are amazing people and super hot i love everything about the morgans i know

dude;hey do u know morgan?
dudette;oh yes i do there so kind and cute!
dude;no one desverves him!!

by webblingmore May 28, 2022

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