Someone who eats like an animal. They chew with their mouth open, crunch loudly, talk with their mouth open, and are completely oblivious that they do it.
by Mikizzle April 19, 2006
Combining the BuzzLightYear and Monkey Face gives you the monkey in space. Shave your pubic region and fill a fish bowl with the hair. At the top of a flight of stairs, while fornicating your lover doggy style, when your just about to cum, take it out of her, and smack her in the head. When she gets pissed and turns around, cum on her face, shove the fishbowl over her head and shove her down the stairs while waving a laser pointer around and screaming "TO INFINITE AND BEYOND!!"
The girl will be massively confused, trying to stop falling, and trying to clean her now hairy face, but the fishbowl will keep her from getting at it. While falling she'll resemble a monkey in space!
The girl will be massively confused, trying to stop falling, and trying to clean her now hairy face, but the fishbowl will keep her from getting at it. While falling she'll resemble a monkey in space!
by Nikki Noo Noo December 12, 2010
A poop that has the consistancy of chillie the next morning after having a long night of drinking. its similer to beer shits but way way way worse.
"Dude Tom, last night was hella crazy and im hung over as shit how do you feel?"
"man im just on the toilet making a sludge monkey and its awfull.
"man im just on the toilet making a sludge monkey and its awfull.
by god sammit January 26, 2011
A sexual position in which the man hangs from a tree upside down by his dick, while being sucked off by an entity (preferably a monkey)in the tree and also eating out a female on the ground level.
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by Misfiit March 21, 2011
by 8250 February 03, 2010
Someones who's really vain and makes an unecessary effort with their appearance e.g. a well oiled, beautifully bronzed sunbather at a tourist resort, or a cool kid with too much gel in their hair. The phrase was first used in german (lackierter Affe), and is a lovely description of that loathsome type of person.
by Jamie Douglas September 06, 2006