Someones who's really vain and makes an unecessary effort with their appearance e.g. a well oiled, beautifully bronzed sunbather at a tourist resort, or a cool kid with too much gel in their hair. The phrase was first used in german (lackierter Affe), and is a lovely description of that loathsome type of person.
by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006
Get the varnished monkey mug.It took hours of discussions for the monkey truth to come out. Perhaps the wine allowed the mask to come off to understand her true feelings about her destiny.
by djk_wff March 29, 2009
Get the Monkey Truth mug.1. One who flings poop, particularly monkeys.
2. A person who reminds you of number one above.
3. Slang for someone whom you find obnoxious.
There can be a slight modification: "Hung-dung monkey" means the monkey with the big wang is a poop-flinger, for example.
2. A person who reminds you of number one above.
3. Slang for someone whom you find obnoxious.
There can be a slight modification: "Hung-dung monkey" means the monkey with the big wang is a poop-flinger, for example.
by JBFP May 29, 2008
Get the dung monkey mug.A sexual position in which the man hangs from a tree upside down by his dick, while being sucked off by an entity (preferably a monkey)in the tree and also eating out a female on the ground level.
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by CrissMaster July 15, 2022
Get the Monkey Monday mug.don’t open my monkey closet i said to the guy he did and he got eaten to death and died and there was blood
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