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varnished monkey

Someones who's really vain and makes an unecessary effort with their appearance e.g. a well oiled, beautifully bronzed sunbather at a tourist resort, or a cool kid with too much gel in their hair. The phrase was first used in german (lackierter Affe), and is a lovely description of that loathsome type of person.
Arnie: "Check out my beautifully oiled biceps"
Sally: "Wow! You're a real varnished monkey!"
by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006
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Monkey Truth

The kind of truth that comes out after one take's his/her mask off.
It took hours of discussions for the monkey truth to come out. Perhaps the wine allowed the mask to come off to understand her true feelings about her destiny.
by djk_wff March 29, 2009
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dung monkey

1. One who flings poop, particularly monkeys.

2. A person who reminds you of number one above.

3. Slang for someone whom you find obnoxious.

There can be a slight modification: "Hung-dung monkey" means the monkey with the big wang is a poop-flinger, for example.
That Mike can be a real pain in the ass. He's nothing but a dung monkey.
by JBFP May 29, 2008
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Fuzzy Monkey

A sexual position in which the man hangs from a tree upside down by his dick, while being sucked off by an entity (preferably a monkey)in the tree and also eating out a female on the ground level.
"God, my ex-gf was sooooo boring she wouldn't do a fuzzy monkey with me!"
by bitchbag42069696969 February 22, 2019
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Monkey Monday

A Super Smash Bros festivity in that every monday, you must play as Donkey Kong, no matter the circumstances.
“Bro, are you really playing as Sephiroth right now? it’s Monkey Monday! you need to play as DK!”
by CrissMaster July 15, 2022
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monkey closet

don’t open my monkey closet i said to the guy he did and he got eaten to death and died and there was blood
person 1: “dont open my monkey closet”
person 2: *does*
there is blood
by aceofspad3s December 31, 2021
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Monkey Molesterer

A racist, Bunda licking monkey molesterer :rage: :rage:
Wendy you racist Monkey Molesterer !!!
by Tiny bunda November 15, 2021
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